Cashing In With T.j. Miller

Cash and TJ talk about conspiracy theories, Jim Morrison, status anxiety, fashion week, tribute beards,  jet lag, stomach anvils, Cash stackers, margaritas, attractive people, Tang, Billy Idol, lunchbox ecosystems and ask the question, “Which episode ruined your life?”   Front load this truthsetto straight into your earholes, the sound quality is exemplary…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about forehanded insults, bachelor parties, pear shaped bodies, animal crackers, Jennifer Lawrence, Al Franken, jousting, drunk shopping, bird deposits, carnyism, and ask the question "Are letters shrking their responsibilities?" Open up a canister of nougat and listen to this one with your hat on backwards, it will answer questions nobody asked...         Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and T.J. talk about oracles,  weddings, religion, make up sex, ballerina’s, extemporaneous vows funny hats, baseball fever, lamps plus, Moon Wizard 2,  Dog Day Afternoon, Transformers,  and ask the questions, “Is the word Betrothed pronounced Betrothed or Betrothed?”   Put a roll bar on your ears for this episode, you're in for one bumpy ride…. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Donkey Kong, The World Cup, Legoland, Sea World, Broadway musicals, mechanical bulls, The Wright Brothers, The Super Bowl, False alarms, smores vs sex,  chinese fire drills, sleep outs, and ask the question, “Are smoke detectors really just dead battery detectors?”     This entire episode is one endless segue, it was reviewed favorably on Yelp….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about caveman pictionary, travel sombreros, popcorn waterfalls, book guilt, turtle faces, open mouth winks, the first giraffe, masturbation regret, open pole night, animal doppelgängers, Navy readiness, robot sex, trolls, socialism, Margaret Thatcher, “What’s the best heckle at a soccer game?”   Crack open a micro brew and and set this episode to music, it’s poetry to the ears of a robot…    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and Tj talk about Checkov, Christian Bale, paleo diets, camping, penny horses, cliff bars, imaginary friends, caterpillars, crunches, excuses, scrubs, weddings,  and ask the question, “Is licking your wounds the best medicine?”   This episode will induce crippling insomnia, listen with a friend and then hug it out…..         Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about Children of the Corn, Gandhi, Sean Connery, Mark Walberg, Night at the Museum, Robert Redford, tambourine hands, igloos, creme corn, biscotti, brownie envy, identity theft, and ask the question, “Is working in a kissing booth the second oldest profession?”   Geologists have concluded that this episode never existed, fight for your right to listen anyway…   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about Dionysus, jerk chicken, fools gold, pineapple hats, Arnold Schwarzenegger parallel universes, sack races, breast preferences, softwood floors, The World Cup, and ask the question, “What is the best superpower?”    This episode is both functional and festive, keep it inside a safe deposit box next to your favorite magazine….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and T.J. talk about Nietzsche, Transformers, Kelsey Grammar, memoirs, foot fetishes, corn husking, gravestones, leather oneseys, 3D movies, beautiful people, flip flops with jeans, Old Man River, and ask the question, “What are Farmerians?   Listen to this retro episode in a 3 ply Cash stacker formation, and don’t forget your glasses….    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ discuss The Big Bang, Plato, Steve Martin, Andy Warhol, NIght Rider, The Streak, super soakers, happy crying, ugly barbers, and ask the question, "Does perfection exist?"   Listen to this episode on a long drive and don't be afraid to use the dipstick test…..    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Cash and TJ talk about unicorn whales, Miami Vice, Flashdance, popping and locking, sleep charting, adult onesies, sequined straws, juggling, eyepatch pilots, ejaculation options,  sex interrupted, The All American Red Heads, and ask the question, “Why are dogs so interested in bestiality?”   Listen to this episode, erase your mind, repeat….   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about droidlocks, paddleboats, palindroms, carjacking, Twizler lips, bad houseguests, houseboats, scooters, "The Circle", Swiss Family Robinson, Kickstarter and ask the question, "Is it good to have a Pez Neck?"   Listen to this episode while sitting in a tree, it was whittled with care out of Jelly Belly's....    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about zombies, karma, Mt.Rushmore, The Oval Office, amusement parks, NBA Basketball, crystal meth, bumper stickers, totem poles, swollen tear ducts, and ask the question,  what is “Slurpee Blue?”   Listen to this episode with a crosscourt two eared technique, it will shake things up for you…     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about their 100th episode, zombies, clones, carjackers, sexy musical instruments, air jamming, cautionary tales, car dancing, crash test dummies, hydration tactics, and ask the question, “Do we need a five minute holding period for rental cars?”   This episode is best accompanied by a drum machine, sing along with the parts you know…..     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In their 100th episode, Cash and TJ talk about sex scandals, political movies, The White House, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, The Constitution, Martin Van Buren, Handel, MC Hammer, DC Cab, nudists, Orangutans, Evian facial spray, burp tweets, document shredding, bad doctors, The Lock Ness Monster, bobble heads,  and ask the question, "Should cursive be considered a second language?"     This episode has been transcribed in Wingding on granite rock to preserve it's eternal integrity….. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ talk about Pinocchio, Sisyphus, Yosemite Sam, Ashton Kucher, Threes Company, the Ladle Baby, water cumberbuns, monopods, umbrella hats, DNA testing, dualing banjos, wet ipads, Cougar hunters, hot dog eating contests, mime parades and ask the question, “What is the 'eye dropper diet?”   Shoot this episode into your veins, then lie down on a chez lounge and listen while navigating some class three rapids.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss David Letterman, The Doobie Brothers, Tom Petty, The Great Gatsby, Saturday Night Live, Two and a Half Men, signing autographs, the Museum of Modern art, TJ's trip to Mexico, reconditioning music, swimming phones, help balloons, imploding people, and ask the question, "What are 'party geysers?'"        This episode is more polarizing then neutralizing, give yourself a master cleanse after listening... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cash and TJ discuss their 100th episode celebration in Washington DC, donnybrook situations, Candyland, Arbitron ratings, wiffle-ball stadiums, street credibility, adult water wings, breakfast soup, wing tips, shopping cart stunts and ask the question "Is Nick Vatterrot OK?"   This episode will induce a full body release, listen with a few bottles of white-out… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices