First 100 The Cult Of Tea And Dice

Episode 80 Happy Halloween! After a lengthy recap (go to 32 min 39 seconds to skip it), the Investigators get on with it! Having finished the Diary of Professor Smith the Cthulhu team remember that they were going to Stoke Newington to look into the disappearance of Mr Henry Stanley, who had recently bought a […]

Episode 79 Despite what we say it’s actually the 9th Session of The Blood Red Fez and with Henry Terrence Smythe now wearing a Fez the action has definitely come to a ‘head’. Menkaph is planning to attack, but first they need to persuade Baron Von Hoeffler’s daughter that she should allow the Baron to […]

Episode 78 Baron Von Hoeffler has finally arrived and immediately takes charge of the situation, although the Players worry that his immediate response of “go and murder Menkaph and his compatriots and take their Fezzes” might be a little bit too direct action for them. Added to the fact they keep tripping over Chinese Ladies […]

Episode 77 Bloodied was asleep, I was struggling to think, and the chanting children were singing an aria designed to scramble peoples brains, as such I didn’t feel up to running cthulhu. Instead we decided to play several short games all together, along with some… Banter?!? Download the File Please let us know what you […]

Episode 76 The year is 2077 and the UK is now a flooded toxin filled wasteland where Megacorporations wage a shadowy war on each other for influence and profit using deniable assets called Shadowrunners. Life is dangerous as a Shadowrunner, you are as llikely to be killed by your own side to keep the budget […]

Episode 75 In London Below a rag tag band of those who were lost have come together for mutual protection. In the highly stratified and highly factional London below the London we know however the politics and alliances of the world could rise up and destroy them at a moments notice. So when they are […]

Episode 74 Missing members of the Cthulhu team we decided to run Dread (the game with the Jenga Tower). Follow Margo the Star Chile, Sonia, and John as they head into the Jungle of Cesca De La Amazonias with Buffalo Bills Jungle Treks. What could possibly go horribly wrong with that. Oh right. Everything. Sound […]

Episode 73 With the miracle that is my books actually turning up, we got back to Horror on the Orient Express. When last we saw them the players were trying to determine what they were going to do about Menkaph and his Evil Fez. What will they find when they break into Sleeping Car 6 […]

Cult 72 We go through Kickstarter project we have backed and loved, and a few that have frustrated us beyond belief (I’m looking at you Chaosium). We round up all of the video game and roleplaying projects we have backed. Also discussed is the habit of programming companies kickstarting the IP free versions of their […]

Cult 71 In our tribute to the Late Sir Terry Pratchett (an awesome gentleman) we have decided to play Fate Accelerated Discworld. Faced with a giant ball of Obsidian and a roundish room the Unexpounded Relic Retrieval squad press on in the hopes of securing the One True Mock. Assuming, they A) do not Die […]

Cult 70 In our tribute to the Late Sir Terry Pratchett (an awesome gentleman) we have decided to play Fate Accelerated Discworld. The Unexpounded Relics Retrieval squad continues working their way through the Temple of the One True Mock, hoping against hope that their skills and their camel will see them through the troubles. None […]

Episode 69 In our tribute to the Late Sir Terry Pratchett (an awesome gentleman) we have decided to play Fate Accelerated Discworld. The Unexpounded Relics Retrieval squad sets out to seize the artefact known as The One True Mock. A wizard called Larry Dusseldorf, another called Heffalump and one who is as yet unnamed set […]

Episode 68 We might be Excessively British, but the Cult of Tea and Dice has adherents everywhere. So when Bloodied headed over to America (California) he took cards against humanity with him to try and corrupt some of them. Please note the sound after they stop playing Cards is a little “ropier” than we usually […]

Episode 67 Trapped in the Abbey Mills Pumping station with something like two hundred Zombies, which are kept at bay solely by a plunging torrent of sewage is bad. Having the Zombie Lord and eighteen of his friends on the wrong side of the of the torrent is bad… one bite and it could be […]

Episode 66 Hello there Culteasts! Continuing the story of the Blood Red Fez firstly they get to the bottom of what was scratching at their door to try and get in. Then they take the time to actually confront Menkaph to try and find out what he is actually planning. In true Henry Terrence-Smythe method […]

Episode 65 Blood Red Fez Session 2 see’s the players trying to work out how best to deal with Demonic headware, hunting down clues and planning for the future. Or in the street urchins case jamming every lock in London… zzzz They also begin planning to get to Constantinople without dying! Finally we meet L’Conducteur […]

Episode 64 Trapped in their house, with Von Stahd inside and a Zombie Lord outside Lord Leigh and his compatriots try and come up with a way to first get the zombie lord alone, and then finish him off. With London overrun by zombies, the fate of the whole metropolis might actually depend on the […]

Episode 63 Sound Effect Warning: there is a weird sound about half way through, be prepared! As they travel north to check into the strange train set that Mehmet Makryat sold, and the buyers strange disappearance, Oliver Oldstaff Settles in to read the Professors account of the strange happenings of 1893; the mystery of the […]

Episode 62 Waking up next to a skinned man in the British Library is not the best way to start the day, but it is all a matter of course for Cthulhu Investigators. Getting over this shock they continue their studies, trying to work out where the Sedefkar Simulacrum might be hidden. They also finally […]

Episode 61 Having received a request to meet from Professor Smith, whose house has recently burned down, the heroes travel to the poor end of London. There he tells them of a terrible artefact, the Sedefkar Simulacrum, which he was intending to hunt down and destroy. They agree to perform this task… so immediately go […]