Mouth Feels

A spooktacular installment of Call of the Boothulu, a call-in show dedicated to exploring casual sexual encounters with the supernatural.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Two old mailmen swap stories and get letters from Prince (RIP).  Then it's another installment of Who Birds the Birdmen?, everyone's favorite show about ornithology and, indeed, horny-thology do you see what I did there do you. Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Hannah, official friend of the show, guests! We start with another installment of America's favorite sandwich discussion show, Make Me a Sandwich. Then we are whisked away to join the action in media res on the Emergency Freezing Hotline.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.

Something something Street Fighter II something something Then it's time for another installment of everyone's favorite call in guessing game of riddles, Pulled-Pol-Politics-Pork-Pot-Pizza-Pie, where...well, it is actually very confusing.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.

John gets a call from his mother and everyone sounds like a muppet.  Then it's another installment of Pussy on a Pedestal, the radio call-in program where people from all around the world discuss their difficulties in getting cats to climb up on tall things and there are no double meanings, honest.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.

A rap battle veers into some very Tracy Chapman-esque territory.  Then it's another installment of everyone's favorite after life discussion call in program, You Can't Take It With You Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.

My only guest this week is the flu medication I am on but it pulls its weight. I hope this is not Chris' blood! Then it is time for another installment of the world's only call in show where people from all walks of life discuss the weird things that are growing on them...a little show...called Corpuscles.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.  

Special guest Jay Bee joins for an extended edition of America's favorite celebration of the fathers' bodies, Dad Bods.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.

Some guests drop by and a lot of things happen! Including and not limited to: - Singing - Rapping - Drinking - Deleting the Facebook App Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.

Two gentle souls have an antagonistic sing-a-long.  Then it's time for the world's favorite guessing game, Pol-Politics-Pot-Pie, where callers try to stump our host Dereck Terrific as he tries to guess whether they are talking about Pol Pot, Politics, Pot Pies, Pork Pies and so on. It sounds like it should be easy, and yet. Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm Other places too, I bet. I can't keep track of all this.

Australia gives me a ringderidoo (that's what they call it) on the tele-me-phone (what I call it).  Then it's another installment of everyone's favorite show where people describe which two nouns, proper or otherwise, they think should fight.  References:  Michael Caine http://www.michaelcaine.com/ Subscribe in various places if it pleases you:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bertrob-stalltuns-finely-casted/id395156293?mt=2 https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm I bet it is in other places too, who even knows, man. 

A man confesses to a priest. Then it is another installment of America's favorite sexual celebrity fan fiction call in show, Cult of Sexuality. References: The vatican has a sweet website http://w2.vatican.va/content/vatican.html Dave Barry http://www.davebarry.com/ Ellen Burstyn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_Burstyn Rob Lowe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Lowe Jewel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewel_(singer) Gates McFadden https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gates_McFadden Subscribe in various places if it pleases you:   https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bertrob-stalltuns-finely-casted/id395156293?mt=2  https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  I bet it is in other places too, who even knows, man. 

Special guests Hannah and Molly are still here! A cake shop and a pie shop have some differences. One family's history of mental illness isn't stopping them from finding love. Meanwhile, kids these days love to hack things.  Then it's America's favorite show about grievances, Taking it to Task or whatever it is called. References: Hannah is in a Seattle sketch group called Villains still!  https://www.facebook.com/VillainsComedy/?fref=ts This is prom hacking, I guess? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5T80Vry7bk   Subscribe in various places if it pleases you:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bertrob-stalltuns-finely-casted/id395156293?mt=2 https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm I bet it is in other places too, who even knows, man. 

Special guest friends Hannah and Molly are on! Love and loss on a busy Tuesday night at the neighborhood watch. Then it's another installment of the hemisphere's favorite afterlife themed radio call-in show, You Can't Take It With You     References: Hannah is in a Seattle sketch group called Villains! https://www.facebook.com/VillainsComedy/?fref=ts http://cdn.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smart_forfour_readyspace_dog_4.jpg The Majestic Moose http://www.skeptictank.org/files/en001/grailsub.htm Subscribe in various places if it pleases you:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bertrob-stalltuns-finely-casted/id395156293?mt=2 https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm I bet it is in other places too, who even knows, man. 

A French (?) man (?) learns an important less about their body in a furious rap battle.  Then it's another installment of America's favorite masturbation themed call-in show, Go Fuck Yourself.  References:  Tradition holds that elephants are afraid of mice, which makes this hypothetical relationship all the more beautiful http://www.livescience.com/33261-elephants-afraid-of-mice-.html Taking down a peg http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/342950.html If you have an eating disorder please get help http://www.nationaleatingdisorders.org/find-help-support Subscribe in various places if it pleases you:  iTunes:                                                       https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bertrob-stalltuns-finely-casted/id395156293?mt=2 GooglePlay: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm I bet it is in other places too, who even knows, man. 

Japan calls me on the phone to talk about some things in a voice that I'm pretty confident isn't an offensive stereotype but do tell me if I'm wrong? Then it's another installment of America's favorite call in radio show about friendship, The Friendly Zone.  References: Japan is a country! https://www.jnto.go.jp/eng/ The 9th amendment of their constitution forbids them from having their own military!  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_9_of_the_Japanese_Constitution The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_East_Asia_Co-Prosperity_Sphere Oedipus Complex https://www.britannica.com/topic/Oedipus-complex    

Pies get absolutely destroyed in a vicious and viscous rap battle.  Then it's another installment of america's favorite camping anecdote radio program, Camping Misadventures. References: Battle rap https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_rap Beats by Volca Sample https://www.korg.com/us/products/dj/volca_sample/ Outback Steakhouse, Australian for chain restaurant https://www.outback.com/ How to be a living statue http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Living-Statue How to kick a horse (the right way?)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6vDUXNdF_Y  

I met a man in nature, and he was not like other men, for he carried a synthesizer.  Then it's another episode of Noun Fights, America's favorite radio show where the common man imagines what it might be like for different nouns to engage in brutality.  Reference:  Nature Man is kind of a druid I guess? http://www.druidry.org/ Did you know what crunchy meant? I didn't, and I said it!  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crunchy Tips for keeping a pet squirrel, that's sort of relevant  http://newsforsquirrels.blogspot.com/p/tips-for-keeping-squirrel-as-pet-if-you.html Pens versus pencils  https://twowritingteachers.org/2013/11/16/pens-versus-pencils-which-one-is-better-for-writing-workshop/  

This week, a mom calls her son, who is named John. Both are British. I guess that's the joke TBH. Sorry.  Then it's another installment of America's favorite sandwich based radio program, Make Me a Sandwich.  Reference: Do you know what the days of the week are? Be honest. It's okay, I got you.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_the_days_of_the_week Elevenses, a small meal at one of the hours in the morning. Will you believe which one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevenses Emotional eating http://www.helpguide.org/articles/diet-weight-loss/emotional-eating.htm  

Finland called me up (on the telephone (it's a thing)).  Then there's a radio show about what the afterlife might be like.  References: Have you considered visiting to Finland to make a house out of macaroni?  http://www.visitfinland.com/ Macaroni fuels the European economy according to this link which I haven't read  https://europa.eu/european-union/about-eu/figures/economy_en  I don't have any actual answers about the afterlife but maybe this website does  http://www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/spiritual-research/afterlife/