Mouth Feels

JayBee joins for this week's episode where a young Steve Gregerson sets up his first OkCupid profile over the phone. References: Here is my OkCupid Profile. John Oates Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Zak Nelson joins for the final episode ever of Noun Fight and a sneak preview of Rock Hard Rock Cafe. It's about boners! References: Zak Nelson is Director of Development for SketchFest Seattle! You can also catch him in the sketch groups Babyfin and Drop the Root Beer and Run! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  

JayBee Hanna joins for an installment of a radio show that is completely self explanatory. WHAT SORT OF BOY ARE YOU? References: KissBoyz! MacGyver! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Zak Nelson joins for Dossier Dilettantes a show for all the conspiracy lovers and conspiracy fighters out there in radio land.  References: Zak Nelson is Director of Development for SketchFest Seattle! You can also catch him in the sketch groups Babyfin and Drop the Root Beer and Run although I'm not 100% positive about that last one! Not 100% that he is in it, or that is the name of the group, but a group with at least a similar name and a guy who looks like Zak and is very funny exists (both the group and that guy who might be Zak). I've actually fixed the problem now, I was spelling "root beer" as one word but I'm going to leave all of this in. Zak is in fact in this group. And they are good. And that is their name. Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

I say silly things over some ominous music. Then Derek Terrific is back to host another installment of everyone's favorite riddle answering game Lean-Moose-Muscle-Mussolini-Linguini (formerly Pulled-Pol-Pork-Politics-Pot-Pizza-Pie (formerly Pol-Politics-Pot-Pie)) and it makes as much sense as it always has.  References: Clint Mansell is a good music guy! Everything you need to know about HGH (I didn't actually read this) Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Funny Portland man Andrew joins for Cereal Adulterer, the show about switching to new cereals that quickly devolves into abject nonsense. References: Here is a list of the companies that make cereals and boy would it have come in handy.  Sally Ride RIP (except she didn't die in the Challenger explosion like I thought). Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  

It's the pilot episode of the telephone sitcom Cool Cucks Clan! Check out what those crazy cucks are up to this week! Which is the first week! Maybe the only week! References: What is a cuck? And why? If the ending theme song sounds familiar it's basically this.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Funny Portland fellow Andrew joins to host Beyond the Lap, a call-in confessional program catering to that most holiday season-addled of clientele: the mall santa.  References: Here's the wikipedia article for Christmas I guess. Do you remember Roc? Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Nasty Improv Lady Samantha Demboski is still here! We make vomit sounds into the microphone for like 20 minutes! You're welcome! Which can only mean it's another installment of Vomitorium, the only radio show that caters specifically to a clientele of people who are about to throw up. Or who...want to hear it happen?   References: If you're in Seattle, check out Sam in Fifty Percent Less Bear, or go to one of the Nasty Improv shows she is organizing in January! Vomitorium, not what you think! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Nasty improv lady Samantha Demboski joins for an all new installment of Kitten Calls. What's Kitten Calls, you ask? Well, have you ever wanted female empowerment, but without all that feminism? This is the show for you, ma'am.  References: If you're in Seattle, check out Sam in Fifty Percent Less Bear, or go to one of the Nasty Improv shows she is organizing in January! Also, have you heard the Good News? Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Jay Bee joins and an old man gets some help from the Ikea Help Line.  I also tacked on a song I wrote before that I like. It's about...emo technology? Reference:  IKEA...where from? https://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+country+is+ikea+in%3F WestWorld, apparently a big deal. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475784/ Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

I overshare!  Then Andrew joins me for Mum Talk, the only show where people from all over the world call in to talk about their mo/ums and everything that is so great about them.  References: Kristi Yamaguchi (not Taiwanese even a little bit! And she's still got it!) http://kristiyamaguchi.com/ Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

I'm joined by Jay Bee, the Omega Guest.  It's another installment of Abduction Junction, the world's only call-in show where people from all over the globe describe their encounters with alien life, or maybe just make shit up to humor the host, Grip Grippsly! References: Fire in the Sky (very underrated) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_in_the_Sky Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Funny friend man Andrew is on the show! He does improv in Portland! You can find him, I bet! Today's offerings start with an installment of everyone's favorite call-in show about defying societal normals, Transgressing with Leslie Tran. Then we get some customer support from the French, and eventually end up in space. At the end I tacked on a song I like from a musical I wrote about going on dates. References: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm_(social) Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  

Guest JayBee joins! Greg gets a call from his Dad, also Greg, but little does Greg know that Greg plans to turn his son (also also Greg) against him (Greg).  Then we jam about how it is great to love your body. Then there's a jam about how I don't love my body :( :( :( :( :(    References http://www.shark.com/ The official site of Greg Norman, really! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Kinnear   Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  

Friend of the show Eric McEver is on! A grizzled terrestrial octopus calls the Bigfoot hotline, and then Leonardo DiCaprio gets tickled by his many operating systems.  As a coda, Eddie Money gets the cello treatment.  Reference: https://vimeo.com/ericmcever Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  

I reverse engineered some sappy music from a film and read some tweets over it because I am grasping at straws. Then JayBee joins me and we listen in on a call for the National Tomato Council. Then I threw in a cello based cover of I Want You Back from years ago because I dunno why not? Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Andrew joins and we very unsuccessfully ignore the results of the election.  Then it's another installment of poetic license, the only show where people can call in and workshop their poems in progress in real time for free.  Uh...hug your babies.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

John gets a call from his D(e)ad.  Then it's another installment of everyone's favorite speculative pugilism call-in show Noun Fight, where anything can fight anything.  Please remember to VOTE Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Guest Jay Bee joins for Taste Test, the only show where everyone is encouraged to do listeners' favorite thing; EAT ON MIC! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm