Drunk Ex-pastors

Episode #310 of Drunk Ex-Pastors is the first show we have recorded face-to-face since the shutdown began a few months ago. We begin with Christian recounting stories about his road trip, and we have the, umm, privilege to hear about some harrowing experiences involving the bathroom. We hear from a caller with a theory about why Americans hate science, after which we revisit the crazy theology we once believed in and diagnose the damage it did to us. Biebers involve stepping stones and ad blockers.

DXP #309 opens with a bit of banter, after which we take a call from a listener curious about everything from our first loves to our favorite rock shows. We talk music a bit, and then discuss the issue of end-of-life care as well as whether we think we will actually live to old age. Ancient flood myths make an appearance (for some reason), and then we discuss Hamilton and its function as a cultural symbol. Biebers involve Twitter and mason jars.

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we recount Christian’s (what is it, his fifth?) trip to the ER and the looming joy of passing a kidney stone (which Jason insists would make him just kill himself rather than face it). We hear more about Christian’s trip to the southwest, as well as about the effect sightseeing may have upon us as people. Christian tells a road-trip story that is absolutely as horrifying as the Holocaust, maybe worse. Biebers involve Chase bank and photos of supposedly majestic crap.

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we take a couple calls from listeners whose lives we have basically saved from utter ruin and to whom we have given a reason to live. We discuss life under quarantine and deliberate about whether we are using our free time as wisely as we imagined we would, after which we talk a bit about opening ourselves up to new influences. We talk a bit about the impetus behind removing statues and memorials from public places, and then we share our biebers. Also, not a UTI!

We begin episode #306 of Drunk Ex-Pastors with the customary banter, after which we take a call from a listener who thinks that Jason is full of shit. We follow that up with a couple other voice mails from people who think that Christian is full of shit. Basically we’re full of shit is what we’re saying. We discuss the Black Lives Matter and Defund the Police movements at some length, after which we share our biebers involving traffic decorum and plot twists.

In episode #305 of Drunk Ex-Pastors we spend the bulk of the show debating the plusses and minuses of the #DefundThePolice movement, as in, Is the demand too idealistic? What would a defunded police department look like for a city? Is compromise with the Right even possible? Is revolution necessarily violent? Our joint-bieber involves long annoying road trips.

Episode #304 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with some banter about chess and campfires, after which we take a call about whether or not we have ever considered running for political office (the answer is yes, kind of). We discuss the recent Twitter scandal involving Trump and voter fraud (as well as how hard it would be to actually pull off voter fraud), and then spend the bulk of the 2nd half of the show discussing (and debating) the protests against police brutality. Biebers involve phone calls and duvets.

In this episode of DXP we banter a bit, play a couple voicemails about Jason’s novel and the book of Revelation, but we spend the bulk of the show breaking down the recent race-related issues that have arisen regarding “Central Park Karen,” the lynching of Ahmaud Arbury, and the murder of George Floyd by a police officer in Minneapolis. Biebers involve fruit and bipolar people.

In this episode of DXP we talk a bit about the FX series Devs, which leads us into a discussion about the future of tech and whether something is more possible if Hollywood makes a show or movie about it. We discuss the potential impact of psychedelics on society in general and atheists in particular, after which we touch upon the nature of hypocrisy and intellectual growth. Biebers involve “family” and poor online arguing skills.

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we chat with ex-Christian punker Ojo Taylor about his experience in the ministry, his band Undercover, and his more recent spiritual deconstruction. Biebers involve elevators and media mispronunciations. Follow Ojo on his blog at ojotaylor.com and on Twitter @ojotaylor! Photo of Ojo by Rich Brimer.

  We begin our 300th episode of DXP with a suggestion  for how we might be able to reintroduce the word “retarded” to the cultural lexicon, after which we give updates on how we’re holding up under quarantine. We discuss what effect, if any, one’s religion has on whether he believes in conspiracy theories, and then touch upon the issues of consciousness, humanity, and free will. We spend the bulk of the second half of the show discussing whether progressive activists are alarmist, and then turn to our biebers involving needless repetition and how strong the tongue is.

In this episode of DXP we reminisce a bit about our favorite music from the ‘00s, and Christian floats a theory about Stones vs. Beatles fans. We then disagree pretty strongly about the best path forward for this country (as in, is refusing to vote for Biden a self-destructive idea?). We hear a caller’s thoughts on the possible cause of Jason’s pessimism, after which we discuss Bill Maher’s recent China-shaming. Biebers involve autocorrect, Zoom meetings, and passive aggressive Facebook posts.   

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we debrief a bit about how we’re holding up under quarantine, and do our best to climb inside the minds of those who are protesting the social distancing mandate under the guise of being some freedom fighter (as though Paul Revere and Patrick Henry had NO idea what tyranny and oppression were really like). We spend a while discussing the issue of Artificial General Intelligence, which leads to topics like the hard problem of consciousness, scientific materialism, and how hot the robots in Ex Machina were. Biebers involve basic etiquette and Q&A sessions.  

In this episode of DXP we debrief about the joys and struggles of quarantining (hint: One of us likes it more than the other). We spend some time answering a caller’s challenge to us about why we mock conservatives from the South, the answer to which should be obvious: Because it’s fun and super easy. We discuss the issue of sexual assault on Survivor and the intricacies of the MeToo movement, after which we share our biebers involving coat hangers and ear buds.  

In this episode of DXP we debrief once again about our respective experience of social distancing, and it turns out we love it. We spend some time discussing the refusal on the part of many (virtually all conservatives) to self-quarantine, and break down the reasons and pathology behind such dismissal of authority (and it turns out that, according to us at least, this is mostly a unique American posture). Biebers involve Amazon reviews and iPhones.

In this episode of DXP we debrief about what it’s like to shelter in place. Turns out, binge-watching TV shows and drinking all day are pretty awesome. We do recognize, though, that this can be very isolating and difficult for many people, and so we do our best to lighten the mood and offer hope, as well as envision the ways that this protracted period of quarantining will change what we consider “normal” in the future. Biebers involve fat people and alcohol mixers.

DXP #294 gives us all a glimpse into what is by all accounts the “new normal.” But although we are separated by a few miles, we still take a deep dive into all thing COVID-related. Topics we explore include the lengths to which we are self-quarantining, the effects this is having on our lives and relationships, whether it’s racist to refer to this as the “Chinaman Virus,” as well as whether this is really the end of life on earth as we have known it. Biebers involve autocorrect and stabbing people.

In Episode 293, we take a moral sense test, delving into numerous variations of “The Trolley Problem”, a thought experiment in ethics, which pits utilitarianism against deontological ethics. We then bid a fond farewell to one of the major contributors to our Feeding Friendzy segment over the years. We then talk about the Coronavirus, and whether or not it’s something people need to worry about if they’re relatively young and healthy. Biebers involve loud cover music and overly cautious web browser prompts.

Episode #292 of Drunk Ex-Pastors features our interview with former pastor and current psychedelics apologist Bruce Sanguin. We discuss the healing effects of mushrooms, psilocybin, and LSD, as well as the well-known propaganda and War-on-Drugs rhetoric surrounding these medicines (as Sanguin calls them). Bruce opens up about his own childhood trauma and explains how his guided therapy sessions using psychedelics have brought about true health and healing.

We begin episode #291 of Drunk Ex-Pastors by explaining how vaginas work to a girl caller (you’re welcome) and we then get berated by another listener for spoiling a film that came out six years ago. We finish taking the Proust Questionnaire, delving into topics like who our real-life heroes are, which historical figures we most relate to (which stumped us both), and what our greatest regret in life has been.