Drunk Ex-pastors

Episode #329 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a breakdown of the TV and movies we’ve been watching, after which we ponder whether or not Trump is actually beginning to agree with reality. We discuss the frenzy over presidential pardons, and then tackle the question of whether a white rapper can say the N-word. We hear from a couple listeners who took issue with our sentiments regarding the afterlife, and then we share biebers involving canned goods and discipline in storytelling.

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a caller’s suggestion about TikTok, and then launch into a pretty in-depth conversation about death and the afterlife (would we rather there be no afterlife at all if the alternative is an actual judgment? What about becoming ghosts of ourselves, can we just do that?). We break down a recent tweet about President-elect Biden’s cabinet and what it signifies for the next four years, and then share our biebers involving political labels and wigs.

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we get a call from an IT guy who claims he can help Jason with his tech problems, but Jason isn’t buying it. We hear from another caller who gives us some pushback about TikTok, and then we address some topics suggested by our patrons, such as sex & singleness, what we expect from the Biden administration, and so on. Biebers involve volume levels and Boomer technophobia.

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a voice mail mocking Jason’s diction, and then another one challenging his opinions about The West Wing. We hear from a female listener explaining double-standards in the workplace, and then answer another listener’s questions about raising kids with a partner with whom we disagree spiritually. We discuss the issue of accents, and then answer a patron’s questions about how we feel about being such failures. Biebers involve TikTok and pizza.

We begin this episode of DXP in a sour mood, and it shows. We lament our tech problems and vent a bit about how mean old-timey dads are on TV, after which we address a caller’s question about intersex people. We shit all over The Mandalorian and consider how we’d feel if we found out a meteor will soon destroy life on earth. We discuss a patron’s story about erectile dysfunction and in so doing we try to help people understand why wieners sometimes just don’t work. Biebers involve pickpockets and Kl

We start off with our usual banter, after which we discuss Brian Muraresku’s new book, The Immortality Key, about how the early Christians may have been super effed up on psychedelics (which would be amazing if true). We discuss Lori Loughlin, pointing out that it gives us a comforting feeling of inner warmth whenever a rich celebrity has to pay the price for being an awful person. We talk a bit about Parler and what a perfect platform it will be for stupid people. Biebers involve wigs and punctuation.

In this episode of DXP we break down the recent election and offer some analysis, although the cynical and more negative one of us promised to try real hard not to rain on everyone’s parade. We also turn our attention to the great state of Ohio, and explain why it mostly sucks (and no, this has nothing to do with electoral politics). In the second half we delve into the various conspiracy theories coming from the unhinged right, after which we share biebers involving streaming platforms and Zoom calls.

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we get an update from Jason on the Mystery of the Drug Dealer’s Cell Phone. We talk a bit about LegacyBox, and then Christian gives an update on the latest way he decided he wants to die. We take a voicemail from a good ole boy about the “China Virus,” and then we discuss the issue of a living wage (what is it, how should it be determined, etc.). Biebers involve time changes and eating salad.

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we break down the second (and final) presidential debate, and then discuss the new Spike Lee film, Da 5 Bloods which, you may be surprised to learn, is not about street gangs in L.A. We discuss the rise of right-wing militias and how stupid they are (the militias themselves are stupid, yes, but the people in them are also quite dumb). Lastly, we mock Rudy Giuliani for being the most gullible mayor of a major city ever to marry his own cousin.

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a voicemail reminding us of what a heartthrob Johnny Depp used to be, and then we reap some financial benefits from one of us having a stroke. We hear from a caller asking about the church’s moral authority (or lack thereof), and then respond to another listener about how to run a successful commune. We discuss politics briefly, and then share our biebers involving male pattern baldness and the dentist.

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by discussing the issue of aging, and trying to figure out if we will start to notice getting older and older. Since it’s an election season we talk politics a bit, going over Trump’s recent COVID diagnosis, the debates, and whether packing the court is a good idea (as well as whether Biden would ever do it). Biebers involve antiquated language and Hollywood’s take on female characters.

We begin episode #318 by explaining why it didn’t come out a week ago, and the explanation, while understandable, is disgusting. We share our reactions to the first presidential debate, then entertain a listener’s offer to send us to Asia, after which we talk a bit about whether Deism is a good religion. We discuss the issue of ranked choice voting, and then broaden that topic into all the ways our country is not a democracy. Biebers involve FICO scores and peanut butter.

Episode #317 of Drunk Ex-Pastors opens with a discussion about the U.S. Constitution and whether it’s any good (turns out it’s fine). We talk a bit about academia, and eventually begin discussing parenthood and whether we’re any good at it (turns out we’re fine). We turn our attention to the logistical improbability of a COVID vaccine being rolled out before the election, and then share our biebers involving innocent affection and people who don’t listen.

In this episode of DXP we break down our recent trip to Montana, after which one of us recounts a near-fistfight with a FedEx driver, and the other of us gets some pushback from a caller over his hypocritical disparaging of video games. We hear about a recent local crime spree; after which we discuss the new revelations from Bob Woodward on Trump’s true feelings about the Coronavirus pandemic. Biebers involve La-Z-Boys and age discrepancies in Hollywood.

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we banter a bit about some new TV shows, and then relay an unfortunate incident involving a cigar. We then dig into the issue of Qanon: what is it, why do its adherents think what they think, etc. After the break we discuss a recent article by David Brooks on the nuclear family and whether it was a bad idea after all. Biebers involve politicians’ tweets and paper towel dispensers.

We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a voicemail asking about our experience with divorce and its impact on our lives, and then talk a bit about a post on the topic of Christianity and politics written by a mutual pastor-friend of ours, delving into the issue of Trump supporters and what makes them tick. Toward the end of the show, one of us gives an update about a recent, ummm, trip he took.

We begin this episode of DXP by recounting how the website 23 and Me can be used to either heal or destroy families, depending on your perspective. We discuss intro- vs. extroversion (and by extension whether we could live somewhere like Montana), and then get into the issue of conservatives who constantly think they are being censored (they’re not). Biebers involve lab-grown meat and gaining Twitter followers.

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we had the pleasure of chatting with Katherine Stewart, author of the recent book Power Worshipers: Inside the Dangerous Rise of Religious Nationalism. We discuss the rise of religious fundamentalism in this country, as well as attempt to get inside the heads of Christian Nationalists in order to see what makes them tick. We close with a debrief about the interview and with biebers involving foggy glasses and annoying patrons.

We begin this episode of DXP by describing what it feels like (or might feel like) to pee out a kidney stone. We take a call about Dr. Demon Semen, which leads to a discussion about American distrust of authority. We talk a bit about Jehovah’s Witnesses and their recent attempts at outreach toward us, and then move on to whether Elon Musk is a complete douche (we disagree a tad here). We debate the differences between Biden and Bernie, and then share biebers involving background checks and mountain height

Episode #310 of Drunk Ex-Pastors is the first show we have recorded face-to-face since the shutdown began a few months ago. We begin with Christian recounting stories about his road trip, and we have the, umm, privilege to hear about some harrowing experiences involving the bathroom. We hear from a caller with a theory about why Americans hate science, after which we revisit the crazy theology we once believed in and diagnose the damage it did to us. Biebers involve stepping stones and ad blockers.