What Could Go Wrong?

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy all the tangible goods that interact with your intangible feels. Retail therapy is real and today we have a special on dread and apprehension. Get ready for a discussion spree about grocery stores, Costco, REI, and megamalls.

Your questions, asked and answered. You know what you asked, right? Well, if you don't remember, then maybe listen, and we won't tell anyone that you forgot.

Do you put your faith in the stuff in which you put your stuff? Don't. There are many different ways containers can screw things up for you. We talk about some of them. Also, behind-the-scenes recording action! Overwrought metaphors about current events! The TSA laughing at Jeff! All this AND MORE!!!

Jeremiah had to make sure his mic worked. We're not really sure if it did. Words are hard.

Who's going to die when you're dressed to kill? Whether you're a hipster assassin or metrojack mercenary, your sartorial weapon of choice may be a double-edged sword! Don't get too tied down to business attire, and don't relax just because you're normally a casual dresser. Gird your loins for What Could Go Wrong!

You aren't the things you own, and if you are, you better own the best things. And you should own a lot of them. And they should be shiny. How else will you attract a worthwhile mate to your bower? This episode we talk about classic cars, stamps, beanie babies, and coins. Cannibalism and unicorn horns also come up, because of course they do.

You may have had a pet at sometime, so listen to this episode. We recount many of Krissy's failures in pet ownership. Her forthrightness allowed Jeremiah to sit quietly and not talk about the pets he had that suffered ignoble deaths that were really his parents fault but there may or may not be statute of limitations issues so let's just move on and listen to the episode. It's better that way. I SAID IT'S BETTER THAT WAY. Skedaddle, if you can read this, and you're amenable to reconciling with Krissy, please send us a Blorp.

Jeff wanted us to talk about storms. So we did. Snow storms, ice storms, electrical storms, hurricanes, tornadoes... these are all bad things to start with, but eventually Jeremiah gets confused and then unicorns get involved. It'll probably make sense if you listen. Probably. No guarantees.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy regret. Hopefully you won't regret the hard-earned cash you laid down to listen to our Money Episode. We answer our first listener question! Then we talk about budgets, loans, allowances, Paper v. Plastic, and found money. If you make the federal minimum wage we will waste about a buck-eighty of your time. (Before taxes.)

Put your money where other people's mouths are. Send some cash to their Kickstarter. Some greenbacks to their GoFundMe. Yen to their YouCaring. Some pennies to their Patreon. Some Inti to their Indiegogo. Sure, the Inti is a defunct Peruvian currency that is no longer legal tender, but it's good enough for Indiegogo.

Everybody's on the internet, and that's the problem. Facebook, Twitter, Vine, Instagram, Snapchats, Forums... people are everywhere. It's almost like you can't get away from them. There are problems here and we discuss them. Also, Jeff sings a song, Krissy talks about fish, and Jeremiah does... whatever this is.

You are what you eat, and that's the worst possible news. Think about all the horrible things you put in your mouth. Now think about better things to put in your mouth: things like eggs, lean protein, vegetables, water, and legumes. These things can make you a better person, but you still have an expiration date. Listen to this episode to find out what could go wrong with eating healthy before it's too late.

You can improve your physical well being, but only for so long. Lifting heavy things, cycling, treadmills, core work, rock climbing, and Jazzercise can make you stronger, better, faster- but at what cost? We let you know the different ways your mortal coil can get sprung when you're trying to get one more rep.

Spend your time how you will; there are no refunds. We take a long, hard look at hobbies like reading, hiking, board games, RPGs, and video games. Sure, these things may entertain you now, but they won't after we're done with the subject.

Wherever you go, there you are, surrounded by adversity. You can try to get away from it all, but camping, B&Bs, Vegas, Disneyland, and beach towns are full of the same misery and hardship you face everywhere. The souvenirs and t-shirts are but momentary respites from reality. Your dream-ship willl be wrecked on the ocean of life, and ill-behaved children will burn your driftwood corpse to roast marshmallows.

You can't get there from here unless you take horrible risks. Whether you decide to walk, take an Uber, get on a bus, catch a train, or board a plane, you're courting disaster. Disaster doesn't play hard to get. You're going to get married to disaster unless you stay in one place. DON'T MOVE. Oops. Too late. Congratulations, and our condolences. Condolulations.

Home is where the heart attack is. There are horrible consequences associated with cleaning, cooking, yardwork, home maintenance, and laundry. Don't ever do any of them, and you'll be safe until something else destroys your life.

If you leave your house, you're in for trouble. We discuss the hidden and not-so-hidden dangers of live shows, movie theaters, bars, restaurants, and arcades.

It's our first time podcasting. Things went wrong, but they could have gone worse. We let you know what could go wrong with Nigerian email princes, conventions, cosplay, bank accounts, grocery stores, comic book stores, and comic books.