What Could Go Wrong?

Wherever you go, there you are, surrounded by adversity. You can try to get away from it all, but camping, B&Bs, Vegas, Disneyland, and beach towns are full of the same misery and hardship you face everywhere. The souvenirs and t-shirts are but momentary respites from reality. Your dream-ship willl be wrecked on the ocean of life, and ill-behaved children will burn your driftwood corpse to roast marshmallows.