What Could Go Wrong?

We were feeling pretty flush when we decided to tell you about plumbing, but now we're just drained.

Cell Phones are the most destructive piece of modern technology ever known since whatever was the previous most destructive piece of modern technology ever known. Digital watches? Lava Lamps? Doesn't matter. Cell Phones are where it's at now, in terms of scary bad thing tech.

We don't mean to needle you about it, but we have some concerns about tattoos.

We'll guide you to our conclusions about how bad tours can be.

In this episode we unlock the hidden dangers of keys.

You can't see it, because audio, but we got all dolled up to record this episode.

We worked so hard on this episode, we were burning the candle at both ends. Don't do that. There's so much wax and it burns.

Listen to this episode if you want to know all the reasons to tell hiking to take a hike.

This week we talk about the ways that concerts can hit a sour note.

We were on tenterhooks when we were contemplating What Could Go Wrong With Tents. Things got pretty intense. Not gonna lie. Also, check out tent caterpillars and how disgusting they are.

We worked on this episode all night long and it's fine we're not even tired at all we hope you like it YOU DO LIKE THIS EPISODE DON'T YOU IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU LIKE IT WE WORKED SO HARD ON IT AND WE'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

This week we talk turkey! listens to headset Just a moment, I'm getting reports that we do not actually talk about turkeys. But we do talk about birds. And a pigeon that is a spy!

Another example of how something meant for kids is full of problems, peril, and poop.

When everything goes well with a piercing, you have voluntarily put a piece of metal through your skin. It goes downhill pretty gee dee quick.

Previously, in Episode 119, What Could Go Wrong With Cameras, we asked our ghost audience to reach out to us. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!

Listen, just because society forces us to wear pants if we go out in public doesn't mean we have to ignore the perils and dangers they pose.

You may primp & preen, but did you know that means you court disaster? You did? Okay, carry on then.

If music be the food of love, play on; give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. If it's got a beat and you can dance to it, even better, but you might throw out your back or something.

What price are you willing to pay to be fashionable? Would you pay that price with your neck? What are you, some kind of neck millionaire?

Capitalism is the worst, obviously, but if you ever need to get that personal touch from the invisible hand, talk to a scalper. Here's a link about that MLM stuff Jeremiah started rambling about: https://www.thebillfold.com/2017/08/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-mlms/