Spit Sessions

We're back and this episode Delancey asks Reggie for advice on entering his 30's, Daniel Caesar choice of words are dissected, and we discuss when it's okay to rob someone. Intro/Outro: Dog It - Digable Planets

In this episode Delancey and Reggie discuss the Michael Jackson documentary, the things they currently dislike about the gaming industry, other things they dislike in general, and Reggie shares his first EMT story. Swing by the site and check out the merch! Sleeveless hoodies cometh soon.

In this episode we discuss us both venturing into streaming, Jussie Smollett's situation, how we don't like Steve Harvey and why nobody should like Steve Harvey, and we give undercover inside information from a super exclusive Crunchy Mom Facebook account. Intro/Outro: Everybody Eats When They Come To My House - Cab Calloway https://soundcloud.com/cab-calloway-official/everybody-eats-when-they-4 Twitch Accounts https://www.twitch.tv/dullantsy https://www.twitch.tv/zootsuitzombae

We're back with another one! In this episode we discuss ICE's tactics, Liam Neeson wildin', that Teanna Trump scene, and what we've been up to while it's been colder than polar bear coochie outside. Intro/Outro: Undisputed - https://soundcloud.com/anarkist-beatz

Here we go again. In this one we give a Bird Box review before going over new old shows we've recently started, then we speak on R. Kelly and how we all as a unit should start beating people's asses. Intro/Outro: 3Peat - https://soundcloud.com/anarkist-beatz

We have another guest on this one, and she tells us her story of how she became an entrepreneur. The real kind, not one of the ones that asks you to build a team of friends so they can build a team of friends so you can make money off teams of friends. Afterwards, Delancey and Reggie speak on the new Spider-Man movie, their top R&B negro picks, and Delancey tells his second EMT story. Intro/Outro: Oregon Spirit - Rolf Anton Krueger https://soundcloud.com/rolf-anton-krueger/oregon-spirit-rolf-anton-krueger-eric-andre-show

In this episode we speak on rackets, how sad of a person you'd have to be to call the IRS on someone, and Delancey tells his first EMT story.

In this episode we speak on cowboy shit, bombs, finger muffing, and we hit you with this year's Halloween stories. ALSO, we're doing a giveaway. Share an episode and put the #SpitSessions tag in the caption for a chance to win an 8oz bottle of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Castile soap and have a minty gooch. Winners must be in the US and have an actual delivery address. Get those PO Boxes out of here. Episode edited by: Brian Tepps

We're back with another one and we've got Kwazi with us! In this episode we do a lengthy Venom review (that ends at 33:29), Delancey shares a story that involves naked sword wielding, the Jason Van Dyke trial, and why you deserve all the bad things that happen to you if you drink La Croix. Intro/Outro: Dang! - Mac MIller feat. Anderson Paak https://soundcloud.com/larryfisherman/dang-feat-anderson-paak Edited by: Brian Tepps

In this episode Delancey tries to convince Reggie to run for mayor, and then we discuss why you shouldn't burn clothes while you're wearing them. Intro/Outro: Sofa King - https://soundcloud.com/danger-doom Edited by: Brian Tepps

In this episode we talk about developing healthier eating habits, the Madden Tournament shooting, how to give back to the community without making someone want to rob you, and the double standards when it comes to teaching kids about sexuality. THIS WAS RECORDED BEFORE RAHM GOT HIS MARK ASS OUT OF HERE, stay tuned for the next episode because there will be full and uncensored discourse on the topic. Our bodies are ready. Intro/Outro: MOOO! - https://soundcloud.com/amalaofficial https://soundcloud.com/amalaofficial/mooo Edited by: Brian Tepps

We're back and we're better. Nah, literally. You can hear everything because there's carpet underneath us. We made a lot of mouth sounds because our mouths were juicy, pretend they aren't there. In this episode we talk about personal hygiene, the shootings around Chicago, how acting up online will get you got, and why it's important to watch what you say and do when people like your content. Intro/Outro: Guess Who's Back - https://soundcloud.com/scarface feat. Jay Z and Beanie Sigel https://soundcloud.com/scarface/guess-whos-back-1

In this episode we speak on stans getting out of control, the decions to mourn or celebrate celebrity deaths, and Reggie lets Delancey know it's okay to consume dick shaped objects. Intro/Outro: Game Winner - https://soundcloud.com/vulfpeck

In this episode we discuss bad marketing strategies, Taco Bell stabbings, the things we're looking forward to the most from E3, and give advice on how to avoid getting shot in Chicago. Speaking of Chicago (the mild sauce capital), we've got a new t-shirt design for you guys! Hop on spitsessions.com and clicc dat merchandise tab. Outro: Earned It - https://soundcloud.com/chiefkeef https://soundcloud.com/chiefkeef/earned-it-chief-keef

Join us as we have a special guest and casually discuss hanging by your dingaling. On this episode, we have Kawaii Suga on to discuss her art, bondage, why people should mind their business and how Reggie got food poisoning. Intro/Outro: Try - https://soundcloud.com/amalaofficial http://www.kawaiisuga.com Instagram: @kawaii.suga Twitter: @kawaii_suga

We've got our first remote guest on this one. We managed to get TN Dem senate candidate Shane Morris on this episode with us, and we cover everything ranging from American history, systematic oppression, to cunnilingus and proper chicken preparation. He'd have our vote. Side note: There's clicks and wild shit in this episode's audio, so you might have to keep those thumbs ready with the volume. Don't hate us, we'll get it right. Intro/Outro: Lift Yourself - https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest https://soundcloud.com/kanyewest/lift-yourself Shane Morris: @IamShaneMorris https://t.co/ap6PmglqI1

In this episode we briefly discuss Kanye wildin' before getting into calling the cops for no reason and how to properly prepare dat meat. Intro/Outro: Bam Bam - Sister Nancy

We're back, and Qurissy voluntarily joined us again. Ain't that 'bout a bitch? In this episode, we discuss what it means to be biracial, using the word "nigga" as a biracial person, Cardi's new biracial album, and how SESTA is fucking up the biracial hustle, along with other biracial things. Biracial video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kMX3htDh7M&t=43s Biracial Intro/Outro: choo choo (Prod. Y2K)- https://soundcloud.com/prittyprittyy Qurissy: https://twitter.com/qurissyphoto http://www.qurissyphoto.co

We ain't dead, a bunch of stuff happened. All is explained. Don't hate us. This is our second interview. In this episode, we've got Q, Trell, and Del of the 406 crew. We talk to Trell about his upcoming project release (on April 6th), along with Q and Del about how things run creatively and in the studio. There's a lot of Hustle & Flow references. After this, the guys go through several topics with us, all while giving their input. Intro/Outro: Rambe Benz - https://soundcloud.com/trelldashoota Q: https://soundcloud.com/solarfive https://soundcloud.com/OnGaud Del: https://soundcloud.com/windyanajone O.J. VIDEO WE WATCHED AT 17:55: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8g0AcnS348

We drank Incredible Hulks during this episode and shit got loose towards the end. We spoke on Black Panther along with other movies, the music tastes of a few of today's rappers, and a few other things I can't recall because still drunk. Intro/Outro: Like A Pimp - David Banner feat. Twista and Busta Rhymes