Spit Sessions

Delancey has a sit down with Ari, Arcadia, and Andrea, all black and brown women that practice different forms of witchcraft.

Delancey details what he thinks would happen if he had to face Jason Derulo in mortal combat and tells a supposedly true story about the king of pop fist fighting his pet, bubbles. Reggie recaps his Covid-19 birthday party, and elaborates on why he thinks saying, "Kill whitey!" is fun and not at all a big deal. Katie aka @vintageginger comes on to talk about the occult kinda.

COVID-19 is still ruining everyones lives so we're talking about what video games we've been playing and what shows we've been watching. We take voicemails from @djdopevibe and @sakideuce, reminisce about Chyna's wrestling and adult film career, kinda review some Sam Raimi films and the new Sonic the hedgehog movie, and finally, Delancey finds out Rick James was fucking crazy

Our first episode where we aren't looking at each other because we're social distancing due to the current pandemic. We talk about how our individual quarantines are going, we speculate on what may be next, complain about the stimulus, and review Hook, a movie about peter pan being a pervert.

Delancey is back to coughing again, so naturally we ended up talking about coronavirus which led to a debate about how sick Ludacris' rhymes are. We then touch on black history and wonder why Deontay Wilder wore a heavy ass suit of armor to the boxing ring the night he got his ass beat. Intro/Outro: 504 Boyz – I Can Tell

We're back with an episode about the Oscar winners, dealing with Kobe's unfortunate passing, and doing deals with Diddy, all while highly caffeinated. Intro/Outro: 64AR - 4 DA TRAP https://soundcloud.com/sos645ar/4-da-trap-senseiatl-david-morse-backwoods

First episode of the year! This time we discuss our mothers' choices in erotica, the political situation regarding Iran, fraternities, and we take some time to shout-out a few of our supporters. We appreciate you guys. Intro/Outro: IMDABES - gmcfosho https://soundcloud.com/pissedoffgil/imdabes

Here we are, our sixtieth and last episode of the year. Start the new year off with us as we discuss the ending of the latest Star Wars trilogy, new shows we're invested in, dinner do's and do not's, and balls in our face. Intro/Outro: Goated - Kasher Quan https://soundcloud.com/kasherquon/kasher-quon-goated-prod-by-energy

Join us as we discuss how we feel about Queen and Slim, which animals would win in a hypothetical death battle, why you shouldn't eat 30 pizzas in 40 days, and when it's appropriate to publicly air your grievances with a dead person. Intro/Outro: Coming to America - Orlando Brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS7vQhAji20

Reggie comes back with tales of his trip to the Playstation motherland and he brought SNACKS. Moving along, we discuss the return of the Popeyes sandwich, local increases in hate crime, changes in the neighborhood, and why it should be okay to boo people in everyday life.

We're giving you food recipes, fellatio encouragement, political takes, and movie opinions this time. Last but not least, gather around, throw out the candy corn, and join us for this year's original scary stories!

In this episode we mourn the loss of a local Chicago restaurant before wondering which direction Logan Square is headed in. Afterwards, we bring up net positives, the importance of properly handling funds when organizing events, and what could happen if you smash your mom's friends.

In this episode Delancey sets some boundaries for any shared virtual reality gaming experiences, then the guys discuss the newest Dave Chappelle special, Jay Z's NFL business deals, and what they think is going to happen to Sony, Spider-man, and the Marvel Universe. Intro/Outro: LET A NIGGA SMASH - https://soundcloud.com/bootymunch

We're back! After a brief hiatus we've met up to discuss Twitch porn punishments, the NCAA's gatekeeping tactics, pedo mystery murder, and we give our opinions on the new Popeyes sandwich. Intro/Outro: Folks Nem Grave - Monster Mike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpHePt0zfVw

We're back! In this episode, we discuss where our names come from before speaking on Area 51 raid reasons, Reggie's halfhearted skepticism of the paranormal, jibarito loving alligators and pondering how producers recruit participants for bukakke scenes. Swing by the site and check out the merch! We've got something planned for you guys, details coming soon.

We're back with another one! In this episode Reggie and Delancey discuss Lil Nas X's Carmex usage, the scooter infiltration in Chicago, some quick movie takes and their misguided interpretations of certain bible stories. Keep an eye on the website and the available merch because there will be new products added to the store soon!

In this episode we're joined by our long time friend, day one advocate, and the creator of the @whatwasbreakfast Instagram account, Alan. We make it through a slew of technical difficulties all while discussing the Central Park Five, whether it's really O.J. behind that Twitter account, public butthole nudes, and then we give ASMR a go. Intro/Outro: Dickey Ride - Southern Playas

Ahaha. In this new episode we take a little longer covering what we've been up to over the last two weeks. Reggie mostly speaking on venturing into photography and Delancey recounting his adventures in Atlanta at Momocon. Once that's done, the guys discuss representation in today's children's shows, Twitter stories going awry, abortion politics, and Delancey almost vomits again. Intro/Outro: Make Me Say It Again Girl - https://soundcloud.com/theisleybrothers

Ah shit, here we go again. We're coming back with our Avengers: Endgame review and how we feel about the way Game of Thrones is wrapping up thus far. We go on to issue you guys a challenge, discuss new music by Logic, using way too many napkins, when it's appropriate to use the term "POC", and how your actions have consequences. Intro/Outro: Take A Pic - https://soundcloud.com/anarkist-beatz

We're back with another one! We discuss Game of Thrones for a bit (from 11:12 to 16:40 if you don't want to risk it. Once that's done we finally give our Us review right before judging people for how they use their money and touching on racism in the gaming community.