Mouthy Broadcast

It's story time on this Miniskirt.  Jen's back on the show, and she tells us about her Bogus Detroit Journey.  There should be a film made about this shit, like Planes, Trains, & Automobiles.  She had the Stigmata.  It was epic in its insanity.  And she had Fuddruckers for dinner. Oh yeah, and naturally Meri had to throw in some Tom Hiddleston as Loki at Comic Con action.  Blah blah blah Meri, we know he's super hot and stuff. Don't forget to vote for Jennie in the Miss Nerd America contest! And of course InterventionCon is coming VERY SOON!  Get yourself there, have a blast, and spread the word! Link time! Tom Hiddleston wows the Comic Con crowd as Loki Movie trailer for Planes, Trains, & Automobiles Make your own burger at Fuddrucker's Welcome to wonderful Detroit! What was that on Jen's hands? A Stigmata? The Starbucks ad starring Survivor Vote For Jennie! All About InterventionCon!

Meri gets a little riled up today when the other girls simply SUGGEST.. and I mean the MEREST SUGGESTION that Hiddleston MIGHT be gay. I mean... it could be true, right? Vine is the hottest new thing on the planet and we are all slightly addicted. We recommend you follow Will Sasso, Arthur Darvil, HoMo Productions, and of course, us! If we could figure out how to link to the profiles, we would, but alas this editor is a Vine idiot. Also we talk about our trip to see the legendary Cyndi Lauper. What a great time. Shit gets a little real when we discuss the story of a man who was harassed because other online gamers thought he was female, exposing sexism in the gaming world. We get some ice cream, calm our titties, and talk about our favorite tabletop games, sponsored by The Gaming Pit. Vine Horshack of Welcome Back, Kotter Cyndi Lauper - See the show if you get a chance! The Gaming Pit- Friend of the show Julie and her husband run this awesome game store in Georgia! Game On Ladies - What happens when

Hey humans!  Enjoy the dream filled Miniskirt, in which Jennie has kidney loving zombie dreams, Deb's bleeding in her sleep, and Meri?  Oh, she dreamed Comic-Con orgasmed in her brain. Don't forget, folks - InterventionCon is happening soon!  Head on over to their website, get tickets, go, experience the awesome, and say hi to Jennie! Helpful links:   Zombie dream interpretation? World War Z - the movie Bleeding dream interpretation Nerd dream interpretation Harry Potter Wiki Minecraft Intervention Con Info!!!  

After a brief hiatus (hey, sometimes Broads got shit to do), Jennie & Meri bring in our special lesbian guest Jen!  We chat about volunteering for various causes - we have good, bad, & ugly crying experiences.  And then of course, what you've all been waiting for, Jen answers a bunch of questions about her love of females. And somewhere in there we talk about Jerry Seinfeld. http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/ Volunteer! http://www.lynnhavenrivernow.org - Jen gives these folks her time http://vbspca.com/modules/vbspcainfo/category.php?categoryid=1 - Meri volunteered at the SPCA  What's a lesbian? are you serious? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian  Jen's Hot Ladies list Erin Ryder - Jen's # 1 lady crush Some other hot ladies in Jen's top 10: Shirley Manson Amy Bruni Kaley Cuoco Megan Fox Lucy Faranelli Jenna Wolfe & Stephanie Gosk Kris Williams  

or, Thundercat NOOOOOOOOO. In this particularly pussy-esque miniskirt (yeah, you get two miniskirts in a row - dealwithit.gif), Meri tells the tale of her ass bruise, with plenty of Garth Brooks & lesbian innuendo thrown in the mix. Is that a sentence you've ever read before? I THINK NOT. Special guest Jen gives us awesome alter ego names too (she keeps the best one for herself). Oh, and Jennie has become a hoarder. Helpful Links: The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks - FAKE BEARD ALERT Garth's alter ego, Chris Gaines Anastasia Beaverhausen Jabba the Hutt eating on a loop - fabulousHoarding is scary! The original Friday the 13th theme

In this Mini-Skirt, recorded in the WYRD101 studio, Meri learns what a Daddy is, the Broads discuss disappointing non-sex dreams, and Deb tells an awkward tale of a movie viewing challenge between her and her dad. Oh, and Jennie puts an interesting question on the table: If you could read a list of all the people who have masturbated to you, would you want to? Thanks to Kris and the gang for letting us discuss such vulgar things in your studio! Cheers! Helpful links: Green Lantern Daddy (gay slang) Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye Steve Buscemi in Ghost World Showgirls Striptease wyrd 101

Friend of the show Jean returns to talk about the Abercrombie controversy, Angelina Jolie's boobs, and organ donation. Former President Bill Clinton* dropped by to donate an organ to the ladies as well. Finally we come up with the most brilliant plan since Cunty Spice™  ... listen and find out what it is! Rebranding Abercrombie  : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O95DBxnXiSo the Militant Baker http://www.themilitantbaker.com/ Larry David Dress: http://ebpearce.tumblr.com/post/41827556816/the-pretty-pretty-pretty-good-dress-graphics *Celebrity voice impersonated

Thanks to honorary Broad of the day, Jean, we learn a couple new words: "Throw Shade" and "Gay Fat." Listener and friend Peter (huhuh, I said peter) sent us a question on Facebook: Who do we hate, but would still bang? This was a trickier question than first thought, but we came up with a few winners (?). All of these guys exude douchiness but are still attractive. We'd only hate ourselves for having sex with them. 1) Throw Shade: to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one "How does Kimmy keep any friends? Last night at the party all she did was throw shade at people." 2) Gay Fat:  A gay man who does not have a gym-perfect body, but rather carries a body fat percentage in the 12% - 20% range. A man who is considered gay fat within the community would likely be considered athletic, physically fit and in-shape within the greater cultural conte

This episode was all over the place. Jennie wanders into Walmart looking like a hobo and has regrets about it afterwards. What's appropriate to wear when out shopping? This is probably the closest we'll ever get to a real discussion on fashion. We discuss music and put Steven Stills out to pasture. Meri reveals which musical icon she can't stand, then we pop some tasty nuts -- er, smoked almonds in our mouths. Male body hair seems to be a hot new topic with the introduction of the Gillette ProGlide Styler. Do women really care about hair, or are men finally subjected to one  of the body image issues that women have faced for decades? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CDC29jLmlOw

What do you get when Meri, Jennie, & Deb do improv story time? Erm, well, let's just say if we ever meet Weird Al, it'll be awkward. So, make some s'mores, gather round the campfire, and settle in for a bizarre tale we made up. OR DID WE?

We kick off the show with a random game where we recall the first time we injured ourselves, tried illicit drugs, commited crimes, and more. Does anyone get naked? Stay tuned and find out. We were pretty well buzzed after appearing on an upcoming JK's Happy Hour episode where the guys challenged us to a drinking contest. Our hot guys of the week are named, then we go on to rant about bad apartment neighbors. From domestic disputes to loud sex to just plain trashy, we've seen a little of everything. What about you? Call us at 757-541-CUNT with your worst neighbor stories!

Meri and Jennie shoot the shit for a while and talk about a little bit of everything. Jennie talks shacking up with her boyfriend, the handsome (former) Capt. McCormick of the starship USS Yorktown, we plan on staying up late for several midnight showings of movies, which network TV shows we love and hate. Plus we make some really horrible visual gags that don't translate well to audio podcasts. All of this adds up to how white we two ladies really are. Meri also recommends we check out the video Equality Street: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmTV62mE1PA&feature=youtu.be We are now Amazon affiliates! Check it out, yo. Support the show and buy the stuff you were gonna get anyway.

Us ladies have opinions. Two of the Broads are Beatle nuts, and we discussed how bonkers it is that most of the American Idol kids had never heard their songs before. WTF???! http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/03/american-idol-beatles/63394/ You know how dudes get so much flak for being gross in the bathroom? Well, bitches be even GROSSER. Jennie created this sign which you can post in all of the nasty bathrooms you see. Meri's hot dude of the week has a big wiener. We salute you, Jon Hamm.   People lie. For good & bad. How do you know which is which? When is it ok? And how old is Henry Rollins anyway? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMMakkhrsjc  

When you add the genius of J.K.'s Happy Hour's  to Mouthy Broadcast, something magical happens. The group develops our stage names and we brainstorm about feminine hygiene product advertisements. Do women still get that not so fresh feeling, can potpourri be used "down there" and what IS that blue liquid in the maxi-pad commercials? Join us, along with Darrell Taylor  and J.K. Woodward, as we discuss these and many more mysteries of life.

Welcome back to the show Charlynn! This week we get a little more personal and discuss the pros and cons of shaving vs waxing vs going full-on 70's style. Jennie discusses a moral dilemma which fortunately left no one in stitches. Deb takes a stand against men who become women without having to menstruate. Charlynn is managing editor at Trek.FM and a co-host of the To the Journey podcast. Her blog is at ohtheprofanity.com.

Special guest Charlynn joins us for the first of two episodes. On this one we talk about our favorite things of the moment, whether it's TV shows, books, or podcasts. Someone's got a hard-on for Chris Hardwick, we've got it bad for Breaking Bad, and spacey for Netflix's House of Cards. And, um, Hyperion. There's no good puns here. Warning: A couple of the ladies go into full-on SQUEE! mode over cute puppies and kittens for the last 5 minutes. No matter how hard some of us tried, it all got way Too Cute.

Live on the inter webs..... Two quirky drunk chicks! This week most of the Broads were doing other things (those bitches! The nerve!), so Jennie & Meri took it upon themselves to get quirky live on UStream! Did you watch? If not, experience the discussion about our own weird "things". We took calls, and Lauren moderated the chattin' that was happenin' on our channel. If you want to check out the footage, go here: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/mouthy-broadcast We take several moments to hike up our pants and boobs, then talked a little about how to properly readjust yourself in public. Meri introduces a semi-recurring topic: her hot guy of the week! This week it's the super hot Ben Affleck who recently won an Oscar or best director. Congrats, Ben! We love your beard! You'll also hear more about the Beard/Scandal/Moped game that's sweeping the nation (well, not yet, but wait a few decades), and how there needs to be a Mouthy BroadCast Style Network. Or NOT. Finally, don't forget to donate cash to keep our

This could be our longest title and most ridiculous Mini-Skirt yet. Most of the crew was on secret missions away from the Broadcast Institute of Technology's Corporate Headquarters, Meri and Jennie were left to do a recording on their own. The cats will play while the mice are away...or something... Some of the new iTunes reviews were read before going on to do some more of our signature dramatic readings. This week's selections: Arthur's Theme by Christopher Cross, read by Meri Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car by Billy Ocean, read by Jennie Do you prefer the original, or our stirring renditions?

The Broads are at it again! This week, Lauren explains how her father is horribly disgusted by her podcast shenanigans. This discussion includes a revisit on previous topics: “The C word” and “Private vs. Internet life.” Family abhorrence aside, the show must go on! Everyone shares their own personal experiences about being teased and standing up to jerk-faced kids (or just running away to cry). Later, the focus shifts to the terms “fanboy” and "fangirl." Are they over-used and abused? Does nerd culture need to take the terms back, or do we all say “good riddance?” At some point, Jennie sings about fucking dinosaurs, but the surprise of the episode is that no one spills wine (SPOILERS!).

This ain't a hipster coffee house ... this is a spoken word performance like you've never heard before, BroadCast style! Meri kicks off the poetry reading with a poem inspired by a recent illness. Jennie reads her stirring tribute to the New Kids on the Block, then Lauren shares her titillating piece which gets Meri a little TOO excited. Deb wraps it up and steals the show with her Barbie poem. Like it? Love it? Hate it? Let us know what you think, and there could be many more poems to come...