Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

Steve gets the idea of throwing raves after hours at the Peach Pit (yes, really), while his quasi-girlfriend really needs to watch her pot smoke and shoe choices around Kelly; Andrea gets a hemorrhoid about Jesse flirting at work; and Donna meets a construction worker whose grim family poverty has even deprived him of the full complement of letters his surname should contain. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

As Brandon mopes around following the death of his former nemesis, David and Donna work on replacing one another, and Val sinks her talons a little deeper into Dylan (and his hard-boiled eggs) (not a euphemism). JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon is a pisspot in a run for student government he seems to think he's doing under duress; Val hooks Dylan by showing off how good she is at both pool and sex; and Clare...snores. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Felice's fancy fundraiser is ground zero for Dylan learning about Kelly and Brandon's new couplehood, while Val continues figuring out which guy to pursue and Donna messes with Texas. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brenda's replacement arrives from upstate New York while Brandon and Kelly slowly start telling everyone about their relationship, Dylan mopes around Mexico, and Andrea bores everyone with her now-born baby. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea gives birth to a babylet; Ariel gets a mouthful of David's hot dog; Kelly and Brandon get together; Dylan and his money are wrenched apart; and BRENDA LEAVES US ALL FOREVER NOOOOOOO IT'S TOO SOON!!! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea's baby-related agita is no competition for the drama on stage at the CU auditorium, or between Dylan and Kelly. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea gets some bad news about the last three months of her pregnancy, tee hee hee, but the worse news is for Brenda: the whole school thinks she boned Roy Randolph to get the lead in the play. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Clare embroils Brandon in her teenaged shenanigans, Brenda gets bitchier than usual in pursuit of the role she thinks is hers. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

CU's production of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof has catfights breaking out all over, while Clare tries to take down Brandon (sexually) with every weapon in her (sexual) arsenal. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve happens to wander into a gay coffee house just in time to spot KEG president Mike Ryan. Steve then...proceeds to do everything wrong. Speaking of doing everything wrong: David, getting a talent crush on his new plano teacher. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

The chance discovery of an old diary in her window seat sends Brenda into an extremely detailed fantasy about the late '60s residents of what we now know as Casa Walsh for an episode that's hard to (Summer Of) Love. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brenda deals with the legal consequences of her impetuous decisions; Brandon and Josh continue battling over the longest-gestating student newspaper profile of a total nobody the world has ever known, and Steve's dad cheats at golf, IF YOU CAN EVEN. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While the Kelly/Dylan/Brandon/Lucinda situation resolves itself -- though not before people come to blows (and not the fun kind) -- Brenda becomes a voice for animals, with disastrous results. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Two couples turn into a love quadrangle -- thanks a lot, TASK FORCE -- while Donna and Brenda are exposed to the animal rights movement through a lovable mutt with a really dumb name. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve takes over Andrea's dorm room; David keeps his drug-addict hands busy with a rented piano; Stuart and Brenda realize it was maybe okay that they spent three months apart; and Brandon finds someone willing to pretend to be his Task Force date so that Dean Trimble doesn't think he's gay or something in one of the show's weirdest storylines ever. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Things progress between Brandon and Lucinda; Andrea gets a whole new Grandma Rose just in time for her wedding; David's drug life goes down the toilet; and for no reason STUART'S BACK?! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

David's need for drugs leads him to creativity we've never seen in his music; Andrea struggles with what to do with her giant baby; and Brandon tries to convince everyone he's totally find with Dylan saving the Peach Pit instead of Brandon himself. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

David stops dabbling in meth to dabble in sobriety; Andrea dithers over whether to tell her fetus's father it...exists; and Nat keels over, forcing Brandon to tell everyone what to do. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

David's shitty behaviour drives Donna into the arms of a Big Bear ski bum, while Dylan once again has to weigh some pros and cons. (Suzanne is the con.) JOIN THE AWT CLUB