Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

Val ventures way outside the mainstream by contemplating a tattoo; Dylan takes his first tentative steps into past life regression via hypnotherapy; and David finds out that he really should have kept in better touch with his mother. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

As his father gets back together with Kelly's mother, David dreams that he has a chance of reuniting with Donna; Andrea's love life ends up back in the ditch; and every nerd's favourite game show is sullied by Brandon's attempt to get on it. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Before Andrea can make any big confessions to Jesse, he hits her with one of his own; Dylan learns more about Charley's screenplay project and tries to resist the appeal of Val in her business suits; and Clare and David enlist the rest of the gang to make like The Real World for a school project that accidentally finds them...getting real. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Jackie and Mel may be up for a reunion tour; Andrea GRAVELY misreads the progress she and Peter are making as a couple; and CU's campus rapist is revealed! It's...not who you didn't think it was. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea flirts hard with Peter, and even harder with getting caught; Val's pursuit of Ray takes her into Amanda Woodward territory; and when someone starts stealing bikes and raping women on the CU campus, Brandon is very...irritated by the unfair demands this makes on his precious time. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea steps up her adultery by getting a job at Peter's hospital (though what choice did she have; it's the only one in town); Val embarrasses herself and the rest of us by clinging to Ray of all people; and Dylan dangles his newly recovered millions in front of Finley in a short con to extract Kelly from the New Evolution. Finley'll never trust externs now! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve goes on a Stuff-y pursuit of long-forgotten musical trio Jade (?); Andrea and Peter nearly touch fingertips right in front of their spouses; Val uses her recent windfall to move out of the Walsh house and into a hotel, the better to seduce Ray in; and Brandon starts to figure out that Finley might not actually be a regular teacher at all! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea inches ever closer to playing doctor with Peter; Ariel returns to court a musician Donna likes; Val talks her way into a post-Punta Brava payday; and Kelly ponders closing her circle to Brandon. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Kelly grows ever more suspicious of her extern boyfriend, Dylan reunites with Jonesy for the last phase of Operation Get Back McKay Cash. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Tensions run high as the Peach Pit After Dark prepares for its grand opening, while Kelly is the easiest mark ever to stumble into a cult meeting, and Dylan and Brandon face consequences for careless peeing. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea reunites with her laundromat lothario; Donna keeps trying to make Ray's music career happen; Dylan has his offscreen day in court; Kelly ends up in Valerie's debt; and Steve...meets an old person. It ends badly. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Christmas comes to Beverly Hills, and it's a grim one: shady international treasure hunting plans are hatched, a bribe is attempted, Kelly still can't shut up about her four square inches of slightly pink skin, and even Hannah can't be cool with Santa. God bless us, everyone! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Donna gets exposed again to Ray's scary Rayges, and Jesse represents an impoverished client on child endangerment charges, but does anyone have it worse off than negligent party promoter Steve or very slightly burned Kelly?! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon skips Steve's latest rave for a reunion with Emily, which is probably just as well since everyone there is about to catch fire. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan makes a salty new frenemy in rehab, while the ongoing challenge to Brandon's presidency might actually keep him from attending a Rolling Stones show!!! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Dylan continues drying out at the hospital, everyone on campus makes sure you know exactly where they stand on controversial African-American speaker Roland Turner -- except Brandon, who only has convictions when the Chancellor tells him to. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Spending time inside the mind of a comatose Dylan is so tedious, you'll welcome the interruptions of Steve's flag football tournament. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan submits to an intervention from all his closest friends except the ones who weren't invited, after which Donna takes Ray to the Martin manse to meet the parents, and Kelly embarks upon her career as a teen model. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

It's Hallowe'en! Donna's forced to choose between Plane Boy and Pumpkin Boy; Clare and David chase aliens; and Brandon tries to help Dylan out of his downward spiral -- though not especially hard. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Donna continues juggling her two goons; David breaks Clare's bed (and in a very unsexy way); Kelly clashes with Jackie over Erin's modeling career, believe it or not; and Val puts Dylan's financial issues on blast to his very worst enemy. JOIN THE AWT CLUB