Grunt Free Press Podcast

Cold pressed and cold filtered. Close your window. Topics - Let's strand Death Stranding, I don't have to play it, the Kojima scam, Hell House, planning for next year, The Outer Worlds, what's considered "old school", stealing, fetch quests, tell me your life story random vendor, sleepy time, mixed messages, flaws, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare for the true hardcore, Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order. Music - The Black Satans - The Satan of Hell, GG Allin and the Jabbers - Bored to Death, The Exploited - Beat the Bastards

Where is Zombies? Blizzcon 2019 (didn't watch it), Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (the new one), Piccadilly attack, faux outrage, where's the rape?, crossplay, clickity-clackity, the boots are on the ground, in the Ground War the snipers win, The Outer Worlds, Fallout in New Vegas in Space. Music - James Silva - I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1

The Long Halloween. Topics - Halloween hangover, Silent Hill: 0rigins, HD PS2, PSP was a thing, a trucker named Travis, the gang's all here, The Butcher, red demon, it's Silent Hill, maps and doors, two worlds, hearts in pools, the worst melee system in video game history, Death Stranding came out and no one cares, Fatal Frame 2 is unplayable. Music - Kottonmouth Kings - Bump, Biohazard and Onyx - Judgement Night, Guns N' Roses - November Rain

Halloween Hootenany Volume 5: The Season of the Werewolf. Featuring: Thrills!, Chills!, The Beast Inside, Werewolves?, House of the Dead 3, Spills!, Rot!, Silent Hill?, Sanitarium, Biff!, Pow!, The Suffering, Slurs!, Spooks!, and maybe more... Music - The Mamas and the Pepes - Eat the Bugs (High Energy Ska Remix), Daemonia - Toccata e Fuga, Job for a Cowboy - Suspended by the Throat. In memory of Shawn "Change" Lawson

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, you yell at people and their heads explode. Topics - Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, Dolphins, someone figured out tank controls suck, Buffy's mansion, clocks, time jumping, keeping your sanity, runes and spells, menu overload, too many portals, Condemned 2: Bloodshot is dogshit, worse than I remember, people have bad taste, edgy/emo Ethan, sexy Rosa, unwanted combos, can't see shit, exploding babies and heads, the doll factory, they fucked it up. Music - Horror Story - Devil Girl from Mars, The Ghastly Ones - Robot Atomico, Blitzkid - Pretty in a Casket

This is what happens when you cross a loner with a microphone. Not a whole lot. I have kittens. Topics - 360 health checkup, don't play Lost in Vivo, PS1 games look like garbage, famous annoying talking babies, fake glitches/real glitches, Joker, modern historical movies in fiction settings, "acting", justified violence, let's be racist, Taxi Driver?, giving Batman's mother the famous pearl necklace, we're all clowns, theories, Dead Space 2, is it horror?, haunted house etiquette, ghost wife. Music - Condemned: Criminal Origins OST - Main Theme, Angelo Badalameni - The Pink Room, Paddy's Funeral - We Don't Serve Clowns

Health Advisory: Not for expecting women or nursing faggots. Topics - Hauntingly bad coffee, Gears 5 is still broken, A Nightmare on Elm Street, it's average, sleep but no health, Code Vein, level design and AI, not-quite-Souls, random bullshit, mazey ass maze, Condemned: Criminal Origins MOS, Serial Killer X, live research, Doom: Annihilation, It's better than Event Horizon. Music - Laas Rockit - Leatherface, S.O.D. - Freddy Kreuger, Misfits - Night of the Living Dead

Okay, NOW it's The Grunt Free Press Spooktacular 2019, a month-long celebration of all things gay. I mean horror. Shit... It's STILL not October? Too late to change now. Boo. Topics - Gears 5 is still broken, School Girl/Zombie Hunter, avocado and watermelon, soothing shooting, Man of Medan again but "co-op" this time, pass the controller, Hunt: Showdown, blue sparklies, I should like it..., more reasons Early Access sucks, Code Vein, anime vampires, blood vials that grow on trees, critters, already in Blighttown. Music - School Girl/Zombie Hunter OST - Track 6, Bad Brains - Don't Bother Me, Mister Monster - Tina N Freddy

I swear I don't hate everything. Just most things. At least it's the official unofficial start of Spooktober, so I can start playing bad things that I like that everybody hates. Topics - The Friday the 13th curse is real, why the fuck is Nightmare on Elm Street fifty dollars?, retro awesome, Thimbleweed Park, gaming while sick, disjointed storytelling, specks of dust, hot dogs for hamburgers, hint lines, Arrest-O-Tron 3000, toilet paper, Rebel Galaxy 2, generic space shit, feelin' the grind, 3 From Hell, Rob Zombie's illustrious movie career, I want to kick Baby in the teeth, just say "nigger" you faggot. Music - Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gada-Da-Vida

Maybe I'm sick from the trash fire. Topics - Control sucks, levitate to your death, dark platforms, glitchy health, blue balls, annoying shit, the "Find Something Worse than the Ashtray Maze" challenge, Gears 5, Locust Queen, not of this War, skiffin', tornadoes, it's basically Crysis, Dropshot, fighting Grabboids, Real Talk: Gears campaigns, stuttering and crashing, Friday the 13th: Tips and Tricks that kind of work. Music - Gremlins 2: The New Batch OST - The Big Battle, Hatebreed - As Diehard as they Come, Superjoint Ritual - Everyone Hates Everyone

It's a sleepy one. Topics - Blair Witch, no fiddly puzzles, bite the Bullet, more tree people, 90's phones, naggy cunt wife, references, The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan, QTEs, pirates!, Cold Fear, RE4.5, Deadly Premonition 2, Gremlins in the Gears 5 launch. Music - Eat My Fuk - Slit Lickin' Scumbag, Anaal Nathrakh - "Forward!", Pink Floyd - The Gunner's Dream

The Labor Day Spooktacular. Topics - My shit, tube TVs, old games if I feel like it, Remnant: From the Ashes, behind-the-scenes head canon, Moonlight Butterfly, more adds, Remnant's very own Cookie Monster, the sedative called Control, the return of Ray Tracing, collectible vandalism, Blair Witch, it's basically Silent Hill. Music - Pink Floyd - Mother, Immortal Technique - Obnoxious, Pantera - Regular People (Conceit)

Do you like horses? Topics - Gossip time, an "open letter" to they guy who wrote an "open letter" to Respawn, dress up with dollies, Reddit internet people, the reality of monetary transactions, Ion Fury, formerly Ion Maiden, don't use a controller, Duke nostalgia, amazing level design, shotgun/grenade launcher combo, Remnant: From the Ashes, tree people, Dark Souls with guns, adds. Music - Anthrax - Antisocial, Jarkko Rotsten - Access, GWAR - Fuck This Place

Oh no! Why are you reading this? I don't want to leave my room. I like writing stories. Are you trying to kill me? Oh, you've done it again... Bernie... Topics - Compelling gaming news, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Professor Creepy, dropping dialogue loads, support, character development by attrition, lost items, anime character overload, narrative grinding, Sylvain the Destroyer, Sunset Overdrive: the PC port, no multiplayer? Music - Meat Market - Folding Socks, Dan Sartain - OD Life, Cheap Time - Total Annihilation

Believe in your own justice. Topics - Storytime: the Vermont Expedition, summary: I'm retarded, Castlevania: the grudge, the ones and twos, Dead or Alive 6: updated, Mai and... Lula?, getting back to average, looks good, Metal Wolf Chaos XD, mech prophecies, highlighting the clown world we live in. Music - The Clash - (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais, Castlevania OST - Final Battle 01 - Nothing to Lose, The Black Dahlia Murder - Of God and Serpent of Spectre and Snake

The podcast is on Saturday now. Topics - On the road again, Gears 5 beta again, pissed, entitlements, the Locust Dance, skill gaps, Pillars of Eternity, It's Good!, refinements and fixes, The Endless Paths, exponential rewards, Hollowborn, ignore the Kickstarter people, Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Music - Trash Bag Full of Dead Babies - America's Media is Owned by a Handful of Companies, Primus - Too Many Puppies, GWAR - Sick of You

In the summertime when your penis is hard, that's when you go outside and you find a retard... Topics - I am spam, Gears 5 beta/tech test thing, the darkest tutorial, Arcade MP, It's Gears, The Thing (The Game), the buddy system, cold meter, trust meter, infected, "Where's the sniper rifle?", fire, meat blob, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order, the Nintendo Switch is still garbage, Ability Orbs and other free-to-play crap, ISO-8, it's hard. Music - Jethro Tull - Teacher, Nailbomb - Cockroaches, System of a Down - Toxicity

Lots of positivity for once. HIV Positivity. Topics - Fellow day people, jumping back to Apex Legends, Battle Pass, I suck, L-STAR, Ranked Games, Killer Frequency, Alpha Beta Gamer, mini-Spookfest, Dia, dead bodies, Faith, Spider Demons and Ring Girls, Hacknet, command prompts, hackers, FTPBounce.exe, firewalls and proxies. Music - Puscifer - Potions, Chakan: The Forever Man OST - Main Theme, Wishbone Ash - Jailbait

The mask slips. I am Tubgirl. Topics - How to Win at Nintendo Games Vol. 3... Part 2, Fist of the North Star, Friday the 13th, where are the screams?, Baldur's Gate, unbalanced bullshit, spiky armor badguy, searching for story, spiders, Chapter 7..., micromanagement, running from guards, notes. Music - Municipal Waste - Sadistic Magician, Ms. Splosion Man OST - Metal Head, Alien Weaponry - Ahi Ka.

In Zelda II, "If you want to do a fast game-save, hit pause, then simultaneously press the A button and up on the control pad of the second controller. Nice, huh?" - Jeff Rovin Topics - The Sinking City, Oakmont, surprise Lovecraft, Sherlock Versus Cthulhu, The Great Flood, shitty NPCs, research, crafting, Void Bastards, collecting junk and crafting again, rogue-like-lite, fuck Dustwind, Story Time: How to Win at Nintendo Games... Volume 3. Music - Ningen Isu - The Colour Out of Space, Nine Inch Nails - Ahead of Ourselves, The Rolling Stones - Play With Fire