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LENGTH: 27:35 GUESTS:April & Louis Simmons At Tropical Travel, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS Listenturd Aaron gets tons of faxes at work about CHEAP vacations so I called to claim my 99 dollar vacation. Hilarity ensues. Plus, craigslyst ads, ladyrap, NELL, … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 39:25 GUESTS:Grizelda, Man at Gay Tanning Playce, Starbux Employees, Jason, & More! SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s been losin’ things & calls starbucks. Plus she calls a tanning salon in boystown chicago, talks with Grizelda, calls into her friend Jason’s radio show … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 15:53 GUESTS:The Helpful People At The Gym, Lady Raptastic on VM SYNOPSIS Cheryl forgets her backpack with depends at the gym & calls to have them look for it. Plus, she finds out about a gym membership and asks … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS I spoke again with my friend Adam & she couldn’t keep it 2gether. While Adam craks I tell whore many stories about my life, my lapse, and what it’s like being yung. Locker rooms, corn, partial … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks with Lady Raptastic about many things. Sq Watermelon, Fetus poop, rupaul dishing, tubgurl, P and J werds, feedblaque, 1turd, and a sepcial conversation with Adam CoonMichael. Call the LYUPS line: … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 7:25 GUESTS:Pregnancy Hotline (LOVE LINE) Workwhore SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls the LOVE line again to ask for advice about her pregnant situation and asks why god keeps punishing her with the curse of pregnancy, asscunt, and being so beautiful. Call … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 22:35 GUESTS:Pplz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back the folks at Hoverround to ask more questions & THEN calls to axe some questions about a bunch of medical supplies. WERK THAT PHONE CHERYL! Call the LYUPS line: 206-666-LYPS LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 25:45 GUESTS:Nice Toto Folks SYNOPSIS Cheryl continues her phone caull series by phoning the nice folks at Toto to find out which toilets and bidets would best fit her “situation”. PS-Where my bday present bitch!? Call the LYUPS line … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 9:55 GUESTS:A very helpful blaque manz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls to find out more aboot Dual Action Cleanse, if it be for chillrin, and she also learns more about medz for her diabeetis, and something to help with her lyups. … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 55:25 GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL, Madge Weinstein & People at New Lyfe MinWhoreStries SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back LivingXL to finally get the answers to her burning questions on them uribagz & huge gown. PLUS a recast (& followup) … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 36:01 GUESTS:The Lovely People At Livin’XL SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls LivingXL to inquire aboot some produks & has a real nice cuntversation wif them. She even ends up stumpin them with her detailed questions, esp about lapse. Best cheryl call … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 8:23 GUESTS:Hoveroundz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Hoveround to get the 411 on these fancy scooters for oldies and fatties. Is a prolapse an indication that a scooter is medically necessary? How much weight can they carry? You don’t want anything … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 34:50 GUESTS:White Lionz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a listenturd who drunk dialed her & has a nice cuntversation & talks about all manwhore of things. PLUS a special msg from an anon female worker entitled “Upstairs Bathroom” relating to defication, droppings, … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 34:33 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic (LIVE!) SYNOPSIS Cheryl is joined LIVE, in the flesh, by ladyraptastic. Good, poopy times ensue as rill and lady discuss the latest goings ons, read a nice story, and learn new words. All from the cumfart … Continue reading →

LENGTH: 2:47 Cheryl Sings the classic “Forever Together” (Say A Little Prayer)… with a few stylistic changes. It’s a lapse-full. Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)!

LENGTH: 22:50 GUESTS: Wanda’s Friend Bradley (Vocals on Pushing Daisies promo). SYNOPSIS A Very FULL show! New Commercial 4RillzTanninSalon&Eatery, Prolyup-uale, Poopin Panties, DICK, SynchronicityPoo, Instructable-Pessary, Promo For New Show on ABC: Pushing Daisies, Sensuous Blaque & Rillz Mix, Bus Audioz,& … Continue reading →

Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

LENGTH: 2:12 Cheryl sings a very special version “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah”… Complete WITH LYRICS (in the iturds)!

LENGTH: 37:50 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & VMs from Listenturds. SYNOPSIS LadyRaptastic Joins Cheryl again. Holidays, Cankles, smelly feet, Footing, golf balls & pine cones, Burns, etc. PLUS ‘Cheryl Says’ Segments! Call the lyps line: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” Page

LENGTH: 6:50 GUESTS:NONE SYNOPSIS A lil progrum with a story of bumz, busses, hall-whore-ween, poop, and diabetis. IT’S A MINISODE! Get fucked. Call the lyps line at 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” Page