Sinopsis
The disgusting yet deliciously funny musings of 25 year old Cheryl Steryl Merkowski, a beautiful, tan woman, smoker, and owner of 3/4ths of a lung. She has her very own website (whorehole.org) and iTurds feed honaye! Work that iTurds!
Episodios
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WH87: Resolving Cheryl’s ‘bortion Debt
07/09/2009LENGTH: 23:39 GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase. SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade remix of youtube’s Timaya w/Madge Weinstein. Plus othurd clyups ‘n … Continue reading →
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WH86: Stayin Prolapsed For Hamhocker Schlammer [repost]
22/08/2009LENGTH: 24:45 GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Jaime Shade (who made the Proletein Powdee remix).
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WH: Cheryl Sings- AIDSy Queen
12/08/2009LENGTH: 3:33 Cheryl Sings the ABBA classic “Dancing Queen” but changes it to “AIDSy Queen”. Lapsetastic and complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)! WOWOWOW. Lyrics by Jaime Shade.
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WH85: Weighing Fat, Fetus, & Lady’s Parts
29/07/2009LENGTH: 39:18 GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS. … Continue reading →
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WH84: Cheryl’s Werkin Teh SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 2
15/07/2009LENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Jaime Shade & lots of mens SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s calls to the chak loin continue with lots of sexy messy talk. Nothing is too taboo for Rill, she’s getting off teh mens with all manner of things, including … Continue reading →
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WH83: Cheryl’s SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 1
30/06/2009LENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Lots of sexy mens; Jaime; Mikeypod (& his explosion) SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a “chat line” where women talk free & Lots of messy, sexy chatting ensues. Of course Rill’s extra dirty talk includes ‘bortions, ‘lapse, & panny … Continue reading →
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WH82: Nutritional Methless Produks And Chicken TetrazzinI
05/04/2009LENGTH: 13:21 GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how heating skin burns fat cells, and much more. She … Continue reading →
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WH81: Cleanin Panny & Curin Cancer With Miracle II
18/03/2009LENGTH: 30:11 GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II SYNOPSIS Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lots of good questions. PLUS a special HONEY … Continue reading →
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WH80: Sick-L Cell Raptastic & Rillz Kanser
25/02/2009LENGTH: 28:51 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic & Rill talk about sickle cell, cancer, diabetis, i’sure’ins, poopin on xrays, pooping blankets, madge’s racism continues, Oprah’s aureolas, gray skin, & sicklecell. PLUS Stapler! Call 206-666-LYPS LINKS:
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WH: Cheryl Sings- I Wanna Tan With Somebody
20/01/2009Album Ark By Debra Wilkerson! See Whitney’s Version here. LENGTH: 4:43 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Whitney Houston’s Classic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”, cheryl style! PLUS Lyrics in iTurds!
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WH79: Prayergasming With Bonnie & Jesus
17/01/2009LENGTH: 12:51 GUESTS: Bonnie SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s Fiber 2 commercial; Cheryl calls JD Jakes Ministries to find out if god is punishing her for what she did when she was 10, her diabetis, seeing pussy, poopin panny, and keepin her baby. … Continue reading →
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WH78: Building A Better, Blaquer & Lapsed Economy
14/01/2009LENGTH: 26:28 GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman SYNOPSIS Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t … Continue reading →
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WH77: Glass Thermometers In Ali’s Meatus
05/01/2009LENGTH: 48:25 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE … Continue reading →
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WH76: 700 Club Prayer Orgasms For Poopy Panty & Stillburth
30/12/2008LENGTH: 13:48 GUESTS: Joy SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. Cheryl’s Raciest Call Yet? CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS. LINKS:
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WH75.5: Jackin In NightShirts & Squirtin Them Dooty
30/12/2008LENGTH: 12:08 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl gets an update from Madge on some of the matters covered in the previous episode, including DS, nightshirt, and other smelly bits. Plus old people ramble, WENSDAY, MMHMM, and bags. Eat my cunnie. … Continue reading →
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WH75: Party Planning & Sniffin Panty
21/12/2008LENGTH: 50:39 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, xmass roids, diabetis foot, and more! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Goatse’s “Camel … Continue reading →
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WH74: Scooping Rabbit Turds & Jitterbugs
16/12/2008LENGTH: 46:37 GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian. SYNOPSIS Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for … Continue reading →
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WH73: Scooping Oprah’s Poop With Poondaggers
12/10/2008LENGTH: 52:14 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic joins Rill again. Opera & Gayle, talking blaque @teh bus stop, Indian food fills toilets, scooping the poop, poondaggers, abortion, and shitting daisyDOOks. Plz2Caull 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
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WH72.50: Taint Dead Naids
09/10/2008LENGTH: 6:15 GUESTS: None. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Aint Dead, just busAIDS… so she’s phone’in something in. Why she so busAIDS? Abortion. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS:
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WH72: Small World, Big Lyups
14/09/2008LENGTH: 28:00 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic, Madge Weinstein, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl chats with Lady Rap, covering children, coonmichael, racism, shitting panty, movies, and floppy gym dick. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!