Pod Kembla

We cordially invite you to be a fly on the wall during a Friday night philosophy session.  Starring the Nugg Daddy and myself. 

Hey remember last week when everyone was upset about the Bali stuff, feels like a year ago, hey? It's a fast, fast world, man. 

I'm so, so late.. Yet again. I guess you could say I'm consistent in my lateness, well that's how I'm spinning it. The Nugg is live and direct from the land of Queen, and I'm where I always am. Ah the wonders of the internet. 

Recorded last Thursday and uploaded today, I'm sort of productive.. Sort of. Matt and Gav came around and we spoke to the Zen Master Nuggsy Nug using the wonders of modern technology, and we PROVE TO THE WORLD, as well as some circles around the mighty toe, that the Nug indeed is alive, well and better than ever. Bee fuckin lee dat!

Maximum respect to my dudes Nuggsy and Matt for holding shit down for me this week on the internet front.. I'm late getting this one out, but this time I have the greatest of all excuses, more on that later.. If you've been listening, you know what's up.   This episode was recorded on the Friday afternoon that "the blue/black/gold/white dress" emerged, and features the one of the aforementioned wise men; Matt. As well as the un-silencing of the affable Silent Gav.  Oh, and if you're not sure, put a smiley face at the end of everything. 

I'm pissed off at NBC for not making the #SNL40 clips available worldwide, oh the humanity. I'm also pissed off at everyone crying about Kanye West; you know the more you complain, the more power he wields right? It's like that "Simpsons" episode where all the advertising billboards come to life and to get rid of them, Lisa writes an advertising jingle to stop the idiot masses from paying any attention to the giant donut man. KANYE IS YOUR GIANT DOUGHNUT MAN! But hey, it's no icing off my pastry treat, I love the donut man.. And the doughnut man, I don't discriminate. Anyway, another episode that took ages to edit and upload because I'm a lazy piece of shit.  

Nuggsey and Matt are back in full effect. There's talk of bonsai (is that the correct plural use?), the nature of the universe, concert etiquitte and the worldwide reach of the Superbowl. It's all over the place, just the way we like it.  The intro and outro music is from a German emcee called UMSE, off the album "Kunst Für Sich", which translates to "Art in Itself". It was released on German record label, Jakarta Records last year. I have no idea what he's saying, but I love the shit out of it. I guess that makes me a flow strumpet.. I always knew I was a vain piece of shit. The beats are by a dude called Deckah, you can check his Soundcloud here--> https://soundcloud.com/deckahbeats If you like the song at the end of this, and want to suss out some more from UMSE, Deckah and a plethora of other cool shit, head over to https://jakartarecords-label.bandcamp.com/music and peruse the fine selection they have up for offer.  Here's a direct link to the UMSE album, https://jakartarecords-label.bandcamp.com/album/k

A Lego porn set was built, ideas were exchanged.. To be continued. 

A visit from @numsi46 and @Shrtmanspeaks.   #in_a_row?

Oh hey! ... We're back! Producers* note: The Beatsie Boys album mentioned is "Check your Head", not "Ill Communication".    *Me

After a while since our last session, Nuggsey and myslef get Sunday philisophical as per usual, with just the right amount of fecal talk up front. That really is a strange collection of words, 'fecal talk up front'. I could take that to mean a whole lot of things.. It's a gift and a curse.   

Nuggsey and myslef have finally re-united to talk the future of space travel & public meltdowns.  #congdom

A few weeks ago it surfaced that facebook is tweaking with our news feeds to fuck with our moods.. FINALLY! I have an excuse for EVERYTHING!   ... I really don't.

Disclaimer: I'm sorry to Bubba Sparxxx, who am I to say that Kid Rock is any better than you. We're all in this together man. You're the man, man.   "You know nothing (about cultural appropriation) Jon Snow."

Featuring the Zen Master Nuggsey Bogues. #allaboutthatcoleslife

Ellisplosion (@ellisfranklinn) is back, and this time he brought along his pal Chibanger (@GrandMasterChih), together they will form a psychedelic sex funk rap crew known as "The Vaginamite Twins," kind of like the ATL Twins but they aren't siblings that I know of, and don't share women.. Well, I can't confirm or deny the last part but hey, maybe they get down like that.. That's beside the point, they will be huge and in turn make me mega rich. I'll be Dapto to Port Kembla Connects very own Jermaine Dupri. 

In this very special episode, Numsi and myself attempt to "get in" on the youth market, or trends, or whatever they're saying and we fail with spectacular form as per usual. Our young guest, Ellis, is a recent expat from the States, as in United. We quiz him about being American, Miley Cyrus (of course), and a myriad of other wonderful and thought provokingly* groundbreaking  concepts, imploding all time and space and the idea of philosophy in general. Now, a word from my father: "You're full of shit." *I think I may have just invented that word.

It's another triumphant return by Numsi and Pork Chop, and we're celebrating Pork Chop aka Hollywood's' birthday. Pork Chop and his band, the Lamb Cutlets have just released an EP titled 'Make it So' and will be celebrating its release today (Sunday 22nd September) at The Den, which is located upstairs at City Diggers in Wollongong. I wrote a knob slobbing piece about his EP a little while back (read it here) and it is certainly worth a listen. We also talk about tattoos, like the wankers we are. ALSO on 26th of September at the Hard Rock Cafe Dlinkwnt will be competing in the State Final of the National Uni Band Comp.. If you're in the neighborhood, go along and have a gander.. And cheer them on! "this podcast is a jazz song, bayvay"

It's a week and a half before the election and Miley Cyrus has just shocked the world shaking her little behind; take a trip back in time to over a fortnight ago. Well, that's how we start it off anyway. However, Trait brings the heat and we have what some might consider a semi intelligent discussion. Until I start talking about Boogie Nights. This is the last one with Trait for a little while as he has just got married. From Pod Kembla land I'd like to extend a massive congratulations to Trait and his lovely bride. So while he enjoys his honeymoon, enjoy the sweet sounds of myself and 'The Nasal' enjoying the sweet freedom of speech we enjoyed and at the moment still enjoy.. Watch this space.. Enjoy!

Was it a Roald Dahl book where someone makes a shit sandwich? We recorded this the other day and I still haven't found my way to the bottom of that mystery.. Well, in other news @Traitism is back and subject to my abstract theorem in regard to a linear conversation. Don't forget! This week Trait and the LA'Division have the "Washed Up" exhibition at the LOFI Gallery in Sydney. If it is no longer this week, then strap yourself in for another roller-coaster of charming blissful ignorance; Pod Kembla. You're welcome. :-*