Thomas And The Bible

We’re finishing 2 Corinthians!! Wooohoooo! Surely we’re all done with Psaul then. There’s no way the dude had time to write EVEN MORE letters to unwilling receivers. Not possible. He’s all lettered out by now most likely. I’m guessing he lived out the rest of his days with a killer hand cramp which he eventually … Continue reading 2 Corinthians 10-13 →

Just when you think Psaul can’t get anyer morer bonringer, he goes and does just that. I expect the next book to be him balancing his checkbook; listing off where he spent a few dollars here and there. Surely this letter never should have been read by anyone not named Corinth. But I thought of … Continue reading 2 Corinthians 3-9 →

I’m getting really tired of Paul and all his shit. Fortunately we’re finishing 1 Corinthians so we’re definitely done with Paul!!! Woooooo! Alright let’s see what’s next… something called 2 Corinth…… Oh god.

We’re back with some more Psaulsplaining! He keeps on telling us more and more about life and the secrets of a god he met for 5 seconds in an alleged visitation. Well, that surely warrants his dispensing of knowledge like why women should be covered when they pray! It’s because they are of man of … Continue reading 1 Corinthians 9-13 →

Wow seriously who died and made Psaul king of the world? This week we learn that he never got laid in high school and is now taking it out on the rest of us. But we really should take his word for it, because he’s pretty sure he’s like totally holy and stuff.

It seems there’s no respite from Psaul. We’re stuck with him forever. He’s completely hijacked this religion and this book and it appears as though no one can stop him. He’s writing some more boring letters to people who will probably toss them out along with the supermarket coupons no one uses anymore that still … Continue reading Romans 15-1 Corinthians 2 →

Back for more of Psaul’s rules. He basically gets to tell us what to do since that once time he saw something shiny and decided it was Jesus. Somehow that gave him the authorization to the ultimate boss of everything we do in our lives. Psaul really did essentially invent Christianity!

We get more rules from Psaul for his totally epic RPG! He has a hilarious habit of asking himself questions that totally undermine what he’s saying. Like, is my podcast really boring? OF COURSE NOT NOTHING TO SEE HERE WHY DID YOU ASK THAT.

Starting a new book! Warning though, this book doesn’t actually contain any Romans or like badass Roman battles or something. It’s just a really boring letter or “EPISTLE” for the super fancy among you. Paul is a huge blowhard who pretty much single handedly inflicted this Christianity crap on us. Punch him in the nuts … Continue reading Romans 1-4 →

After the best intro ever, we’re finally putting an end to all these Acts. The 28th axe will be the final axe to grind as far as I’m concerned. Will something significant happen to Paul? Will it be a cliffhanger ending or more like guy named cliff buying clothes hangers type ending? You decide.

Saul AKA Paul AKA 2 Chainz is at it again. The one thing that can be said about this episode is there is kind of a plot. That’s certainly new for this show. Things happen and people do stuff but not just in a random boring way, like they actually kind of are interesting maybe sort … Continue reading Acts 21-24 →

I’ve got an axe to grind. Axe 18-20. We get to hear some boring nothing stories about the apostles and there’s some semi interesting stuff in there. Also at one point, Paul is just plain DONE with the Jews. Jews, amiright?

More adventures of the Apostles mysteriously better at converting people than Jesus! Up for debate in today’s episode: does the omniscient all-powerful god want me to cut off my foreskin or is it ok if I don’t do that? Deep questions!

This week the Jews finally get what’s coming to them. It’s all about the Gentiles now, baby. One wonders why the Jews were ever the chosen people, if the New Testament is to be believed…

Today we’ve got some awesome contradiction for you! Remember that whole free will thing? Well it turns out it doesn’t always matter as much as Christians would have you believe….

Fun episode this week, we get some more tales of the people after Jesus called Jesustians. I think. And then we get a really really long story by some dude named Stephen with an abrupt hilarious ending. Tune in to find out what that was!

We’re onto a new book with a total sequel name. Jesus 5: Acts of the Apostles! We finally get to learn what happens after Jesus dies for the 4th time. Those apostles have to take up the mantle and get everyone all Christiany as fast as possible!

We’re finishing John! This particular account of Jesus’s death features some creative rewrites. It’s much smoother than the last ones. I think the authors really put in the extra effort in their revisions on this one and it’s certainly appreciated by this podcaster! Support the show by clicking here!

Today we get almost to the end of this Jesus nonsense, for the 4th time. Highlights include Jesus telling god a lot of stuff… think about that… he’s God. He’s also Jesus. So it’s an omniscient being telling itself stuff it doesn’t know…  Idiotic on a million levels.

I’ve got an action packed episode for you this week! John has quite a different take on Jesus’s final days. Did you know the devil made Judas betray Jesus? Isn’t Judas kind of off the hook then? Sounds like a victim in all this. Poor guy!