Cocktails And Cream Puffs : Gay / Lgbt Comedy Show

Whatever happen to the customer service experience?  Is it our own fault that businesses treat us like cattle?  Can we ever get back to the days of "Thank you, come again"? Jodi Foster publically announced she was gay at the Golden Globes but it was about so much more than that.  Anderson Cooper has become the new crusader the Big Apple needs and Lance Armstrong has finally admitted to doping...too little, too late. Most importantly, the Cocktails and Cream Puffs #1 Creamie contest has begun.  To compete for this prestigious  title email in 50 words or less why you should be our #1 fan to mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com .

The winners of the 2012 People's Choice Podcast Awards have been announced.   Let's just say, it's an honor to be nominated.   Thank you to everyone who supported us and voted.  We are very appreciative.  Just when you think reality TV has done it all, TLC has come out with new reality show entitled, "Best Funerals Ever".  When it's your time to go what do you want?  Anything special?  One of the Creamies wants a parade, one wants bag pipes and one wants to create the soundtrack.  Can you guess which is which? www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

For our first show of 2013 we decided we would take the time and do a public service for all of our young gay and straight Creamies out there and break the old and new "hanky code".  Be very careful, just one hue off and you will end up with something you did not bargain for! Also, some New Year's fabulosity, Fucking Men photos, and Buffalo has a new comedy club! For you Creamies in the Buffalo area or who can get to the Buffalo area for this Saturday, January 11th we have a pair (maybe two) of tickets to give away to see comedian Tammy Pescatelli from the Tonight Show and Last Comic Standing.  All you have to do is either call 716-989-0189 or email joey@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com to claim the tickets.  As of now they are still in my hand!

Join the Naughty Nanny Wendy and Ms. Donna Suggarz as they usher in 2013 and kick 2012 out on it's ass!  Happy New Year everyone.  May 2013 be filled with happiness, health, prosperity, and laughter. AND a Fuck Two Dollars T-shirt.  Last Chance to Order! www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Does the flipping of the calendar motivate you?  Is it a reset or a fresh start or just another day?  As 2012 draws to a close and we welcome in a new year filled with hopes, promises, and disappointments, the Cream Puffs reflect on "New Years" past, in addition to sharing their holiday adventures.  Put your Christmas money to good use and order your Limited Edition Fuck Two Dollars t-shirt.  http://www.customink.com/signup/1wryxef5?pc=SUS-51098&cm_cat=facebook&cm_ite=1wryxef5&cm_pla=signup&cm_ven=social

Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it.  In this case we're talking about Christmas snow!  Joey and Wendy share their Holiday adventures and one of them ends as a real "barn burner", pardon the pun. Last chance to order your Limited Edition Fuck Two Dollars.  Don't be the only Creamie on the web without one.  Click link to order: www.customink.com/signup/1wryxef5

Once again we presented our LIVE annual Christmas Spectacular on Pride 48.  From all of us to all of you, have a very Merry Christmas! www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Just seven more days of Christmas shopping left.  Avoid the hassle of the crowds and let Amazon do the work via the Cocktails and Cream Puffs link of course.  This week we addressed the horrible tragedy that occurred this past Friday in Connecticut.  Let's hope in the New Year we can make our world a safer place.  Our thoughts and prayers are with the families and the community. The second half of the show includes shop lifting, sex toys, birthday cake, cruising, and Christmas cookies.  Something for everyone! If the Mayan Calendar is wrong and the end of the world does not occur on Friday, we will be having our LIVE Christmas Spectacular at 9pm EST on Pride48.com.  If there are right, oh well.

Admittedly this is a very strange episode.  It's a little over an hour long, apparently Joey's microphone has gone to shit, and we learn that Marc has never had a random hook up at a gym.  But more importantly you will be educated or re-educated after listening to this episode.  There are many things that we thought we knew and really didn't and I suspect some of you may also come to the same realization.  Thank you Matt for your knowledge.  Have you ordered your Limited Edition Fuck Two Dollars T-shirt?  All the cool kids have, what are you waiting for???

Two radio dj's prank call and really bad impressions may have gone too far, or did they?  With Festivus quickly approaching Joey decided to get a head start and began the airing of the grievances in order to improve our quality.   By the way, he runs the sound board; please take notice of this episode's audio quality.  Just saying.  Mariah rocks out with The Roots, a new stage production of The Sound of Music is coming to television, Killer Karaoke is deadly funny and congratulations to our first celebrity interview, Josh Kilmer Purcell from The Fabulous Beekman Boys and his partner Brent Ridge for winning The Amazing Race. Time is ticking and soon they will be gone, be sure to order your limited edition Fuck Two Dollars t-shirt today.  http://www.customink.com/signup/1wryxef5

Cocktails and Cream Puffs presents our 2012 Holiday Gift Guide.  Regardless what you decided to give your loved ones this holiday season, make a memory. A memory AND a Limited Edition Fuck Two Dollars t-shirt http://www.customink.com/signup/1wryxef5 www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

For this episode, we decided to do something completely original and answered questions from our Creamies.  Perhaps you will learn something new and exciting about us.  Perhaps not.  Regardless, you'll learn to avoid dogs, name of Ralph. Time is running out, be sure to order your limited edition Fuck Two Dollar T-Shirts for only $26 including shipping. 

Upon a listener's request, we begin this episode discussing a controversial comic strip from a college newspaper.  Was it homophobic or are we missing the point?  Is it possible to be too fat to fly?  Is Chris Brown still a douche?  Did you order your limited edition F@ck Two Dollars t-shirt? Also, Joey falls in love with 007 all over again, Marc gets a tree toper (not a sexual joke), and Wendy goes overboard with oral hygiene (ironically . again not a sexual joke).

Thanksgiving can mean only one thing...Forced Family Fun Day.  Any guesses of how that turned out? It's Cyber Monday, be sure to avoid the crowds and do all your holiday shopping thru our Amazon link at www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com Finally, we say goodbye to an actor who the world loved to hate with his potrayl of JR Ewing in Dallas, Mr. Larry Hagman.  Farewell Major Nelson.

The Black Friday Weekend Edition to help you recover from family time.  This episode is absolutely, 100%, rated EXPLICIT.  This week they have banned nudity in the Castro District, why ruin a good thing?  Matt's show, The Irish Curse has opened which leads us too and in-depth discussion on penis size and the purple monster makes an appearance.  The boys prepare to get naked again on stage, Wendy, finally gets a glimpse of the Walking Dead,Joey explain how to make the perfect Old-Fashioned and the acronym CJLB is coined.

As the title states, this week we bid a fond farewell to a staple from our childhood lunch boxes, the Twinkie.  What was your favorite Hostess product; Snowballs, Ho-hos, Cupcakes, muffins?  On a happier note Matt has returned just in time to choose our winner for the Postcard Gift Basket Contest and we announce the new limited edition Cocktails and Cream Puffs Fuck $2 T-shirts. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

And the conversation continues. Thank you to everyone who voted for us in the Podcast Awards!

Welcome back to another week of Cocktails and Cream Puffs.  This episode is just wrought with questions and thoughts to ponder. First we discover that the loveable Sesame Street muppet, Elmo is gay or rather the muppeteer Kevin Clash who is now being accused of relations with an underage boy.  Clash admits to the relationship but says the boy was not underage.  What will this long term do to Elmo's reputation as the loveable red fury friend? Next, when is it okay to intervene when you believe someone may be doing harm to themselves or to others?  Finally, Joey makes an apology to a friend and along the way ponders why do we accept behavior that we don't like from some people and not from others? Many questions this week and very few concrete answers.  What do you think?  Visit our Facebook page and tell us.  Also, the clock is ticking to get in your postcards for our Fabulous  Creamie Gift Basket Giveaway.  On next Monday's LIVE show on Pride48.com we will choose our winner! www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

The election is over!  Half the country is elated and half the country is devastated.  Let's pick ourselves up and join hands as a nation and MOVE FORWARD.  This installment we discovered the perfect holiday gift for the Justin Beiber fan on your shopping list (available thru our Amazon link by the way).  The postcard contest deadline is November 15th.  Get in your cards to win a fabulous gift basket. The Presidential election may be over but we still need you to vote daily for Cocktails and Cream Puffs for the Podcast Awards. And last but not least, Joey's baby brother got married and Joey cried his eyes out.  Congrats Jared and Lisa.  May you have a life filled with happiness and love. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com    

It is the "most wonderful time of the year" because the election is almost over.  Please everyone let your voices be heard and vote!  In this LIVE show we also discussed the aftermath and tragedies of Hurricane Sandy.  Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this wretched storm.  Joey wraps his movie and calls the wrong Donna.  Marc will not cum on a loved one's face and Wendy has found proof she exists. Please continue to go daily to www.podcastawards.com and VOTE for Cocktails and Cream Puffs for People's Choice, Dubious Intent + for Best Produced, Secretly Timid for General, and Foul Monkeys for GLBT.  Please vote daily and tell friends. Finally, we are please to announce that Cocktails and Cream Puffs.   can now be heard on Mondays and Fridays at 10 am PST /1 pm EST on Q-Talk America (qtalkamerica.com) We welcome new listeners from the Q-Talk Family.   www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com