Cocktails And Cream Puffs : Gay / Lgbt Comedy Show

This week's LIVE show opened with a discussion about the kill and capture of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects and how this event had brought out the very best and the very worst in people. Also, Wendy has a little problem, Rex (aka Upward Kitty) has a blood lust, Marc breaks another heel and Joey gets a wrong number.  If you take nothing else from this episode, please don't cook with diet soda.  The more you know.

New commercials possibly too crude for TV, to brassiere or not to brassiere, a touching and all too familiar coming out story and always ask before snapping a picture of that magnificent beaver. Music from this episode includes "Otto Titsling" from Beaches available thru our Amazon link for download. Please help us make a difference and make a donation to Walk A Mile in Her Shoes. http://www.gifttool.com/athon/OurTeamPage?ID=2021&AID=2291&TID=14702

We received 2 mystery packages over the weekend in the P.O. Box labeled "Happy Easter"...What could possibly go wrong?  Also, car troubles, our new website is launched and Kitty Kat Update. This episode was recorded LIVE on Pride 48 hours after the Boston Marathon Bombing.  At the time of this recording the facts were limited.  Our hearts and thoughts go out to the victims and their families of the horrific act of terror. Please help Cocktails and Cream Puffs as we Walk a Mile in Her Shoes to prevent rape and gender violence.  Every dollar helps. http://www.gifttool.com/athon/OurTeamPage?ID=2021&AID=2291&TID=14702

Marc and Matt are back but this time Joeys gone...people are going to start talking.  After minor technical difficulties we find out what the boys have been up to and Wendy has a new man in her life.

This week Joey and Wendy desperately try to bring the funny in the absence of co-hosts, Marc and Matt.  All serious discussion was left at the door.     A Tim Horton's "Roll Up the Rim" rant, Walk a Mile in Her Shoes, IF... and a ground breaking tool to wipe your ass.

How much would you be willing to pay for a seat to the Supreme Court as they hear arguments for Prop 8 and the Defensive Marriage Act?  FYI, you could get a pair of Madonna tickets cheaper.  A bit of Gay News of a boy burned to death reminds us of what we are fighting for. Also, Wendy has a rant, Joey is exhausted and IF...

Really do you need much more than the title?  If so, we have listener questions, dead car batteries and iPads playing possum. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

With the recent announcement of Pope Francis the First we present to you "Catholic Chat" including the Vatican's recent purchase of Italy's largest gay bath house.  This is sure to help their image.  Prince Harry has a very open mind, The Queen does not say hello or goodbye, Wendy gives her side of the story and Mike Lawson does it again. Remember, bullying comes in many forms.  Be aware and be better than.

What could possibly be more fun than Joey and Donna Suggarz in the Big Apple?  Broadway, booze, boys and lots of laughter.  It was truly a Wicked time.

White smoke is flowing out of the Cocktails and Cream Puffs Studio and that can only mean one thing...the #1 Creamie for 2013 has been chosen!  To make this celebration even better we were joined by a special "surprise" guest and answer your Creamie questions.

If you could have anyone is the world as a "free pass", who would you choose?  In this episode the boys fight over the same toy, discuss their postpartum theater depression and give some task results of the #1 Creamie for 2013.

This episode we recap the event formerly known as the Academy Awards.  What did you think of Seth Mac Far lane, did he go too far or not far enough?  Where you surprised with any of the winners?  Who wore it best?  As a tribute to movie musicals, was it the Gayest Oscars of all time?  Finally, are you Team Joey or Team Marc on your opinion of Kristen Stewart at the Oscars?  So many questions, so little time.

This week Wendy brought in her apparatus from home for Joey to experience.  Get your heads out of the gutter it's not what you think, it's worse.  Las Vegas, Auntie Bess, and a special guest for The News. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

Something interesting happened in Siberia. A very shitty cruise vacation.  Prison in Australia is redundant.  Canada doesn't have the balls and Old Queens.  Now Discuss

Ever send a picture of your naughty bits to a stranger and then instantly regret it because you know you have become a part of a collection that he shares with anyone who asks?   Don't you wish it would just self destruct secret agent style right after they look at it?  Well, we may have the perfect app for you. This week contains a merriment of topics including:  personal sex tapes, the Grammys, another night of comedy, family members doing the same thing we did at their age and congrats to Marc and You Tube sensation Sweet Brown on their new jobs.

This is the week of holidays with Chinese New Year, Mardi Gras, Lent, and Valentine's Day upon us.  What are you giving up for Lent?  It appears the Catholic Church is giving up the Pope.  Joey decided to go big chocolate and booze is for wimps, he's giving up masturbation.  What could be more Catholic than denying yourself enjoyment?  Matt dazzles us with the Six Seasons of Shopping, and Marc contends with an upstaging Diva Spider. Hey did you get your Valentine a gift?  It's not too late.  Click on the Amazon link at cocktailsandcreampuffs.com and you can have a gift certificate sent to your loved one's email in a snap.  No stores, no lines, no stress, lots of love!

As we blow out the candles celebrating our 3rd year, we want to take this time to thank everyone who has come back week after week and taken this journey with us.  We are very grateful to your devotion and look forward to continuing our adventures together. This week began with Fucking Men just as every episode should.  Wendy claims she didn't look at any naughty bits but we all know the truth.  She also shared her new mantra and how she is trying to find a balance between moist and dry.  Joey completed work on the film "Give and Take" and is to direct Les Miserables in the fall.  However, after taking a Creamie call he may begin to workshop a new women's rights musical, "RvW".  A very special NYC "meet and greet" has been announced and the News should offend everyone, especially Asians. The #1 Creamie contest is heating up.  Be sure to show support for your candidate and help them take the crown.  Oh yes, there will be a crown. www.cocktailsandcreampuffs.com

We've made it to SEASON 7!  Well, half of us have made it. The Super Bowl (which we are told is some type of sporting event) has come and gone and the long anticipated commercials were so lack luster that we had to actually watch the game.  What is this world coming to?  Beyonce's half time show looked great but the sound was dreadful.  This is why people lip-sync.  Who do you think did it better, Madonna or Beyonce and which member of Destiny's Child kicked out the extension cord? Fucking Men has finally had its New York premier and Wendy was shocked that there was so much fucking, which is understandable.  The title is so misleading. Finally and most importantly the contestants for the #1 Creamie for 2013 contest have been announced and given their first task.  Let the hunger games begin and may the fiercest bitch win!

The boys are still on a long needed between season vacation but in the meantime we present to you an informative interview that was conducted at the Rochester Pride Festival this past summer with a fantastically interesting individual named Schadenfreude from the Rochester Kink Society. Also, thoughts on the recent change in policy to allow gays into the Boy Scouts of America. Time is running out to get your submissions in to become the Cocktails and Cream Puffs #1 Creamie for 2013.  All you need to do is email "why you should be the #1 Creamie" in 50 words or less to mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com  by February 3rd. The Cream Puffs will be back to kick off Season 7 LIVE on Pride48.com at 8pm ET on February 4th. To find out more about The Rochester Kinky Society visit www.rochesterkinksociety.com   Music from this episode includes: Schadenfreude for the original Broadway Cast recording of Avenue Q

Does anyone still use poppers are have Rush, Purple Haze, Liquid Gold and the rest gone the way of the hanky code?   What do you think are the gayest cities in America for 2013?  Joey has an admirer at the gym, Wendy had a pair of kings and  Marc is type A,  but who really is surprised about that? It's that time again for the competition to began to become Cocktails and Cream Puffs #1 Creamie for 2013.  Here's all you have to do is send an email to mail@cocktailsandcreampuffs.com by February 3rd and in 50 words or less tell us why you should be our #1 Creamie.