Save It For The Show

A bit of a Halloween recap - sending candy ‘to the troops’, sexy costumes (in the bedroom)and more. Plus having sex with a sleeping partner (don’t), beefing with your wife, rubber gloves, ’Swiss Army Man’ and so much more. Contact the show at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Thank you!

Eddie is back. We talk about what happened to his daughter, we went camping, Eddie goes to a country bar, I wear some hair powder, we discuss the ‘condoms in porn’ proposition in California, sharing your neighbor’s trashcan and stealing from a restaurant. Also questions about when a man can’t ‘finish’, dreams and how horny is too horny? Plus lots of ‘real treats’ from us and you listeners. Send us your own - www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact.

Poor Eddie couldn’t make the show due to a family emergency, so friend of the show Mike Bodge sits in last minute and we discuss a wet dream I had, what a ‘soft bust’ is, infected nipples, the tooth fairy scam, Mike tells an insane story about getting into it with a homeless man, racist Halloween costumes, visiting China, hacking a Wii and more!

Eddie is back from his non-kid vacation. We discuss that plus, grabbing pussies (please don’t), a guy at the gym is all over me, shitty Halloween decorations, costumes and candy corn, I hate on the Zapfino font (I hope the usage of it in the photo this week didn't alarm you), some love advice, 2 dope queens shoutout, baseball and more.

Like week old salmon the show is ripe! And how long is too long to eat leftovers? Plus I put my foot in my month, ‘edging’, how weird Arby’s is, which episode of our show should you start on, sofiagray.com, dating a co-worker, would you tongue kiss your dad, going on vacation without your kids and more. store.saveitfortheshow.com is back up too.

Let’s talk about Eddie’s huge collection of drinking straws! My son gets a bloody head wound, trolling Next Door, “Mr. Sports”, I talk about the origin of my sensitive meatus (check out episode 66!), Biscoff and Crystal Pepsi, pooping in public, how to buy a car, some presidential debate talk, rap battles and much more.

How weird are garage sales? I go to one! And buy some stuff. Japanese tourists seen at Trader Joe’s. I give my baby a ‘balloon bag.’ Plus some breakup advice, poop talk (what’s normal?), taking a shit while jogging, the Philippine president, dentists being chatty, is my cat sleeping or dead? And more!

I’m stuck being baseball coach again! We talk about my sweaty jeans and spanking kids, talking about weird/shitty landlords and gift baskets, women always needing to be worried about being raped, ‘rejig’ or ‘reneg’, masterbation is not a crime, a cocaine podcast, crack must be amazing, who has the best feet and more.

We talk about the Labor Day weekend, anxiety, Eddie quits a job like a big baby, I rock some beer pong at a rib cook off, I wonder about the effect the ‘Crazy Lady’ cartoon has had, how weird ‘101 Dalmatians’ is, I tell my wife I am smarter than her, karaoke, Filipino food and lots of questions. Check out http://store.saveitfortheshow.com.

Store is up! Check out http://store.saveitfortheshow.com for mugs, hats, shirts. We talk about animal sex like hyena clits and 3 foot long duck vaginas! We wonder what kind of person wants to be a grave digger? Plus our worst public bathroom experiences, getting kids to do chores, I talk about our equipment (shoutout to Focusrite), who’s family would win in a fight and sex toy reviews on YouTube. Special shoutout to Carlos for sending us wine from his winery.

We discuss my grandmother’s funeral (love you Bubs) and all the interesting things that go along with that, homeless people, the couch I banged in high school, a final call for people who want to play in our Fantasy Football league, English Paul, sex with Steve Buscemi, date a 20 year old or a 40 year old?, 'Roast Battle' on Comedy Central, ‘The Night Of’ on HBO and more.

Lots of questions, voicemails and advice this week. We also talk about our first annual Fantasy Football league! If you want a chance to join, email us why at saveitfortheshow@gmail.com, plus the store is built (clothes will be up next week), and check out my friend Scooter’s podcast at sleepwithmepodcast.com. We also talk time travel, pain/pleasure in masturbation, babies crying in a movie theater, oral sex etiquette and some pointers, hot olympians, some tips on how to be a better speaker and more.

We continue to discuss our new show art (check it out at www.twitter.com/siftshow), giving goody bags to strangers on a plane, my son ‘bleaches his asshole’ (not really), I’m happy my kids are going back to school, the guy who is dating his mom, I don’t really like the Olympics (or The Lymps, go USA tho), a guy jerks off to our wives’ voices and more. Siftstory song is “Man Men” by “Kings of the City”.

Hey we’re pumped - we got a really nice featured review in The Onion’s AV Club! Advertising on RedTube (plus which state watches the most ‘trans’ porn?), how to plan a threesome, parody porn (I swear this show isn't all about porn), whose wife is hotter, playing board games and also, thanks to Lauren for having me on her show! Find it at http://ljthemommascoach.libsyn.com/.

Rip roaring fun show. We talk about my vacation (I see my mom’s nips, I’m starving, creepy rental house, I burn my son’s balls and lots more), Eddie has a ‘shy anus’, our million dollar idea ‘Prank Tank’, how to bang in public, way too much sex talk about my wife, going to a water park, vaginas self clean, don’t have sex with your realtor (and I realize I am watching porn wrong) and so much more.

It's our 200th episode and Eddie and I are beyond proud and thankful to all of you wonderful people for listening. To celebrate Eddie’s dad stops by and we talk about his favorite show, Gilligan’s Island, plus lots of great voicemails - we get a little crazy about Black Lives Matter, historical dick sizes, our custom sex toys / action figures, Pokemon Go, Eddie’s daughter can time travel, the #siftstory of #pgw and more. Again - thank you all. And dare I say it, but here's to 200 more.

We're on vacation this week and next, so a silly quick show with my boys for this week. No show next week. But then we are back and bigger than ever for our 200th episode. Be a part of the show! Send us a voicemail at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Questions, comments, tell us a bit about yourself. Let's have fun for the 200th. Thanks for listening!

Goats! My backyard is crawling with goats and we discuss it. Who wants a vial of goat’s blood? Huge shout out to www.laughable.com. Check them out, it’s a great app to find and discover comedy (and they featured us). We talk about the Sacramento knife fighting nazis, I get ‘sighted’, hear a ‘fire’ mixtape, checking your partner’s email, two men having a baby, I love Haribo and more. Start sending us your questions and voicemails for our 200th episode extravaganza. www.saveitfortheshow.com/contact

God damned Dads and Grads. We wax poetic about being a dad and Father’s Day plus Eddie and I go to a shooting range! Is Obama on Reddit? I wonder if I drink too much (probably), have we ever had a gay experience, do we get down with ‘red wings’, would we check out each other’s dicks at a urinal and so much more.

The world is falling apart! Alligators, guns, corrupt cops. Am I racist? Plus being embarrassed to listen to the show, having your wife wash your ass in the shower, my son does awful karaoke and more. Also be sure to check out the ‘Nothing Off Limits’ podcast on www.ladyfoxentertainment.com!