Save It For The Show

Good buddy Dylan Schuck is in town for a wedding so he stops by the studio and sits down with Eddie and I for a fun mess of a show. We talk about going to Disneyland, some awful song that Dylan made (it’s really bad - https://myspace.com/schuckmusic), an ‘Irish Goodbye’, a charity drive for underwear, we debate if I am going to murder Dylan or him me, going to a strip club in drag and lots more. Follow Dylan @schuckster on Twitter and listen to our Walking Dead recap podcast at www.deadinsideshow.com.

How great are sweat pants? We go deep on ‘athleisure’ and multi-level marketing, plus cops having legal sex with prostitutes, abandoned dogs, I buy something from a weirdo stranger, new section of the site - www.saveitfortheshow.com/jokes (share it with a friend!), English Paul gets a girl’s number, having anxiety and passing it on to your kids, my new favorite band The Lemon Twigs and Dave Chapelle’s new special.

Bit of a SXSW recap (lots of drinking and no masturbating) with a major shoutout to @mattbesser, @JakeHurwitz, @jakeandamir and @laughable plus a woman sits on my lap, my son is in a very intense Spelling Bee, we give some great drinking tips, some summer music recommendations, how porn is based on stories not sex anymore (bonus: nazi porn), why Simply Orange juice is garbage and more! Send us questions - www.saveitfortheshow.com.

I visit a local strip mall cigar bar! And of course it’s quite an experience. I bother a stranger on accident, going viral on the internet and then being vilified, we discuss all my 3 Doors Down tattoos, Mexico time share scams, calling your spouse ‘mommy’, we ask listeners to share the show (and you can use #trypod when you do!), we talk about the new ‘smart’ condom and all the fun metrics that would come from it and I wonder if my retainer is full of cancer and germs? Plus a shout out to our Patreon Patrons and we talk about 'Missing Richard Simmons'.

Hooray show! I get weird with my wife’s sweat! But it’s cool. Also panty sniffing, getting famous for the wrong reasons, bogus charities, I have a run-in with a mystical man in the grocery store (indigo children), ass washcloths and more! Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com for gear, leave us a review on iTunes if you haven't and shoutout to any patreon.com/siftshow sponsors. We love you.

I dream about new career ventures (maybe being a cam girl pimp), our exhaustion with the news, Irish Spring soap commercials, using your girl’s vagina soap, being a dirty trash roommate, Eddie is having morning sex (we go deep on what it takes to make a baby), ‘pre-workout’ drinks making me crazy, someone farts on me at the gym, we give some cooking advice, books on tape and more! Be sure to check out store.saveitfortheshow.com and saveitfortheshow.com/contact.

Birthday show! My bday falls on recording day, and we have fun. We talk about Valentine’s Day (and sex of course), I ‘research' cam girl sites and discuss it, my cat violates me, the book ‘1984’, the TV show ‘Legion' and lots of listener questions spanning sex, the bathroom and everything else you expect. Send in your own questions at saveitfortheshow.com/contact and check out deadinsideshow.com for my Walking Dead podcast with Dylan Schuck.

We’re back and raging! We talk about the paradox of being sick, don’t buy your girl flowers, getting free food from work, drinking in Salt Lake City, I go to a protest, liberal advertising, I inadvertently cat call and terrify a woman, washing with your girl’s soap, rehoming a dog, incest porn, using ‘butt tissue’ and so much more.

A calamity befalls the show - Eddie gets sick last minute and without time to plan something else, I reach back into the archives to episode 112 to replay a classic episode from the annals of our history, and one of our faves. This episode has the 'punch card' sex story and lots of other fun bits. Apologies for no new show this week, hang in there babies, we'll be back rip-roaring and new next week, even if Eddie is undergoing chemo therapy (he won't be).

We start off with a rousing discussion about the guy with a 19 inch penis, I go in my attic at 3am, private browsing, beer yoga, old men playing racquetball, being on social media, amateur porn cam people, a listener John sex story, Poo-pourri, shoutout to the Eric Canal Theatre, getting a barbershop haircut, how weird Hooters is and more.

Hello! We kick the show off and breakdown that classic 90s sitcom Family Matters, then discuss crying at movies, crazy ways women used to give birth, we go deep on the Brony guy who has a disgusting jizz-jar, awful people who put stickers on their car, getting ivy-league college merch, my son smells, I mix it up with some teens, strip clubs from around the world, wedding advice and more. Check out English Paul's new cartoon on our site www.saveitfortheshow.com.

Hey everyone, send us in your questions asking “Is It Weird?”! We’re working on something fun. Do you do something you think is weird? Let us know at saveitfortheshow.com/contact. Otherwise another fun show, we talk ‘flavor savers’, chain wallets, following porno stars on social media, going old-school at the library, getting intimate with a partner, being a 30 year old virgin, making friends as an adult, overusing antibacterial gel, my own parents’ munchausen by proxy via mentholatum, we’re angling for a free sex toy called the ‘Womanizer’ and more.

We’re back! Feels good to be here, and we jam out a fun show. We recap the holidays, discuss ‘#starwarsgate’, Bass Pro Shops ruins Elf on the Shelf, I invent the ‘ho bop’, Eddie gives our father-in-law a naughty gift, we really break down the gift shop Eddie’s grandma owns, buffet etiquette, house projects getting my wife in the mood, the final, fantasy football update and lots more. Outro music this week by Crazy Horse & Colston. https://crazyhorseandcolston.bandcamp.com/

This week we revisit the ghosts of christmas past with a bunch of fun holiday themed clips. But first Eddie’s dad helps me kick off the show and then we’re off and running. A major thank you for listening to the show this year. When you’re around your friends this holiday, let em know about the show. I recommend showing them the cartoon, or playing them Ep221 - Fieldsmas. What was your fave this year? We love you, and look forward to continuing to pilot this crazy ship in 2017. See you then.

Oh man, this is a wonderful episode. We talk about working at and shopping at Toys R Us, churches ‘advertising' during Christmas, Eddie’s christmas traditions (which are kinda hardcore and awesome), we go deep on the girl who sold her virginity at a brothel, we rip apart the Pixar movie “Cars”, famous people having sex, playing video games over the holidays, watching a ‘spoiled show’ and lots more. Holiday clip show next week!

Let’s have fun, it’s the holidays! We talk about decorating the house, playing piano at an old-folks home, wearing ‘dirty’ shorts to the gym, more toilet etiquette, retail workers, revisiting 2 girls 1 cup, going to sleep angry at a partner and lots more. Check out store.saveitfortheshow.com or saveitfortheshow.com/contact to get at us.

Back to a brand new show, I give a recap of my man crabbing trip including dipping, a horrible porta-potty experience and shaming the Dollar Store lady. Plus living with a 1.5 inch penis, we discuss holiday ‘Want, Need, Wear, Read’ and Elf on the Shelf, I help a neighbor with a computer problem, I have a cat problem, shoutout to srslycasual.com, growing a beard and pissing off your mate, who’s smarter - Eddie or me? Plus lots more!

It's a clip show! Amanda Hugginkiss put together six of his favorite clips from the past years, including the origin of "pussy got wet" and much more. Thank you all so much for listening and enjoying the show. See you next week for a new and full-blown episode.

Back in action. No election talk! But we do talk about me going ‘man crabbing’, having sex with a gorilla to save the world (and the evolution of animal penises), what the show used to be like, athlete’s foot on your face, pooping tips for the ladies, taking a shit in your neighbor’s toilet, wearing rubber gloves and more. Fun show this week. Thanks for listening!

We do our best to talk about Trump, the US and the election. Our quick thoughts on what happened and how we’re dealing with it. Plus we discuss bullshit school fundraisers, dressing like your age, teaching kids to not take drugs while teaching them about drugs, the 'rust belt' and more. Thank you for listening.