Kiss The Goat

Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema as they present Keanu Reeves and his Holy Shotgun taking on both Heaven and Hell in 2005’s CONSTANTINE. Full of insane action and bad theology, how will the movie bear up under the intense scrutiny of X & Cootie, and the ultimate interrogation of Three Questions? Download and stick it in yer ear to find out! Also on Episode 22: more weird musical references, a Lightning Round on Ask the Goat and how can we make KTG the Official Podcast of the State of Tennessee? This episode is a must-listen! Mostly because you can’t read it. You really HAVE to listen to it, don’t you? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Happy Easter from Kiss the Goat! Why would a show like ours even prepare an Easter episode? Well, first of all, we’re smart-asses. Secondly, you’d be surprised how relevant a movie like TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER can be around Easter! Join Christopher Lee, a young Nastassja Kinski and us for a thorough break down of a movie that sorta breaks down by itself, anyway. All your favorite segments are here, and so is that one you don’t like. Listen to it anyway! (TRIGGER WARNING – DISCUSSION OF PEDOPHILIA) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Quantum physics? Homeless people? MOUTHWASH? By the gods, it’s all here on Episode 20 of KISS THE GOAT! Follow along as X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, tackle one of John Carpenter’s most controversial films, PRINCE OF DARKNESS. What will your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema make of the Anti-God? Tune in and find out. Also: ASK THE GOAT, lots of talk about bugs, and a new segment! Tune if for MR. ROBERTSON’S NEIGHBORHOOD, where we subject ourselves to the wit and wisdom to America’s favorite crazy person, the Reverend Pat Robertson. How can you resist? YOU CAN’T. Shove this into your earholes right away! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Your Demonic Duo continue their tour of Satanic Italy with 1974’s infamous EXORCIST rip-off, BEYOND THE DOOR. It’s so bad, it got sued! It’s a simple story of boy meets girl, boy helps girl escape Satanic cult, girl gets possessed by the Devil. That old chestnut. Plus: Cootie and X tackle the gritty issues of the day… like yoga… in SATAN IN THE NEWS! There’s also a quick trip to Mister Robertson’s Neighborhood. PAT Robertson, that is. It’s great fun for your ear machines, so put it at about medium volume, because we had some clipping issues on this episode, and we don’t want you to hurt yourself. But we do want you to KISS THE GOAT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Five screenwriters. Five different titles. Four soundtrack composers. Is THE CHURCH a Satanic classic or just one hell of a mess? X and Cootie take you on a guided tour through Michele Soavi’s first feature film. Plus: the last building in Wheat, Drinking with the Devil and Fifty Shades of Whatevs! All this and more on Kiss the Goat! We jam Satano. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

​It’a a movie that polarized audiences in 1971; why shouldn’t it put your Demonic Duo at odds? As controversial now as it was then, Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS is a strange mix of history and horror, garish visuals and subtle nuance. Have you seen it? It’s a rare one. Also: Ask the Goat, Satan in the News and a few words from Bolsover, England. Stick this in your earholes, set at 350 degrees and in only an hour, you’ve got a heaping helping of AWESOME. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cootie & X go dancing with Mr. Brownstone in this episode of Kiss the Goat! Actually, the movie on this episode takes place in a brownstone apartment building. Your Demonic Duo takes on the ultra-weirdness of 1977’s “The Sentinel.” They also announce the first Patron Saint of Kiss the Goat, which makes no sense when you read it, and even less when you hear it, but it’s lots of fun nonetheless. Mustaches! Orgasms! Catholics! Not necessarily in that order! It’s all here for you on Episode 16 of Kiss the Goat! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Travel with X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, back to the simpler times of California in the 1970’s when men were men, women were trophies and children were senior citizens. Something like that. That’s right, on this episode of Kiss the Goat, we force our way into THE BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN and are disappointed to learn they’re not even Freemasons! Plus: Satan in the News, Drinking with the Devil makes its stumbling return and all… well… four of your questions are answered in Kiss the Goat! (The screenshot X was talking about can be found at the KTG Facebook page. Join you, won’t us?) ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It’s a new year, and Cootie and X are back! This time, they jump back in time to 1975 to examine THE DEVIL’S RAIN, a movie with… it has… well, the title is cool! There’s melting and scourging and an informative discussion about why Canadians can’t wear cowboy hats. Also: Three Questions, Ask the Goat and a brand new devil jam from DJ X! Golly, what more could a girl ask for? It’s 2015; let the heresy begin! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Remember those great old Christmas specials you used to get on television, with hoses like Andy Williams and Perry Como? This is nothing like that. It is a Very Special Episode though! There are musical guests, your kind and benevolent hosts share some of their favorite holiday memories, a movie is talked about in an unkind fashion… and a dark secret is revealed, one the will affect the entire episode, and perhaps the whole podcast for months to come. Join us, won’t you? Happy Whatever You Celebrate from X and Cootie! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Demonic Duo returns with an action-packed episode sure to have you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief and wonder. This time out, they look at 1981’s porcine horror flick, EVILSPEAK, starring Clint Howard, R.G. Armstrong and a bunch of wild boars. You’ll also get poll results, all your favorite features and a glimpse at the next episode, which may be an experiment in terror all its own. You can’t miss a show! But if you did, this is a pretty good one to start with, as long as you head back and listen to the others. SPOILERS A-GO-GO. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Season of the Witch is over, and your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Schlock Cinema are back with a demonic vengeance! This time out, they take on the 1975 movie, RACE WITH THE DEVIL! It’s a manly film, filled with men doing manly things in a manly way! Oh, and there are crazy cultists a-plenty. Also: is Monster Energy Drink really an instrument of the Devil? Cootie and X investigate! Throw in Ask the Goat, Drinking with the Devil and America’s favorite game of skill and chance, Three Questions, and you’ve got an audio program! Listen to it with your ears and feel it in your Islets of Langerhans! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

How much witch could a male witch witch if a male witch could witch witch? The answer is nowhere to be found in this episode of Kiss the Goat, because that’s a silly question. What you will find, however, is a semi-coherent discussion of the 1971 film, “Simon, King of the Witches,” starring Andrew Prine. It’s the final film in the Season of the Witch series, and your Demonic Duo are all over the place. Want to find out what REALLY scares Cootie? What terrible song will X sing this time? You’ll find out when you stick this show into your earholes and flow it directly into your frontal lobe! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

On Episode 9 of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie take on the 1960 classic, BLACK SUNDAY. BLACK SUNDAY wins. Cower in wonder as Cootie takes control of the show! Shiver like you might be coming down with something as X’s Southern accent comes out as the show progresses! Never before as a podcast been fraught with so much fraught, so much potential energy, so much vodka! The Demonic Duo is back… and to the left! This new episode of Kiss the Goat puts out on the first date! Shove it in your earholes! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Season of the Witch continues as X and Cootie tackle Rob Zombie’s divisive film, THE LORDS OF SALEM. Is it a masterpiece or simply masturbatory? The Demonic Duo mercilessly tear into this movie and put it on trial. Whose side are you on? Also, Satan in the News, Drinking with the Devil and the world famous Three Questions, all ready to corrupt your willing earholes on this latest episode of KISS THE GOAT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

X and Cootie keep the party going all through October as they continue with their Season of the Witch! This time around, the Demonic Duo tackle Richard Griffin’s movie from 2010, THE DISCO EXORCIST! Also, Drinking with the Devil, new uses for Parmesan cheese and and a Satan in the News you have to hear to believe. Or not believe. That choice, dear listener, is always yours… ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Season of the Witch kicks off on Episode 6 as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take a look at X’s favorite movie of all time, Dario Argento’s SUSPIRIA. It’s got more witches than you can shake a toe shoe at! Shove this installment of Kiss the Goat into your earholes and let the podcast ritual begin! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Just when you think you’ve got X and Cootie figured out, they flip the script like Kris Kristofferson on set with Michael Cimino. In Episode 5, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema come face to face with Scott Derrickson’s “The Exorcism of Emily Rose.” It kind of fucks them up a little. If you’ve ever had questions about your benevolent hosts and why they choose to do what they do, this episode may provide some answers. Childhood traumas come to light as they debate the movie that rebooted the exorcism genre for a entire generation. No news. No drinking games. Just a serious discussion of a serious movie. Do you dare enter Episode 5 of KISS THE GOAT? Only the download numbers will tell… ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

COOTIE AND X AM WHAT ARE THE DRUNK. It’s the perfect time for them to watch the terrible thing known as NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, universally recognized as one of the worst horror movies ever made. God and the Devil ride a train, discuss the ones that got away, and decide the eternal fate of a horrible 80’s band that only knows one song. What would you do? You can’t make a proper decision until you stick this bonus episode of KISS THE GOAT into your moist, gaping earholes and listen to your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema stomp a mudhole into this flick. Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Turn the key and put it on overdrive as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take on an overlooked classic from the mid-Seventies, THE CAR. Also: Satan in the News and questions from the Acolytes are answered on Ask the Goat. Are you ready for some sweet James Brolin Devil car action? It’s better than “Knight Rider!” Join the Acolytes and download or stream Episode 4 of KISS THE GOAT!  Kiss it! KISS IT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★