Monster Manual Mash

Behold! The FAERIE DRAGON! The Prank Paradox, the weakness of whimsy, and what it means when the world is just cake.

BEHOLD! The ETTIN! Making stink to spite yourself, checking your buckets for holes, and how to get along with too many cooks in the kitchen.

BEHOLD! The MONK! Under the guise of picking apart the Monk class, we interview James Kerr (Radio James Games) about FIGHT TO SURVIVE, crowdfunding now no Kickstarter. How do you find time to train while ransacking a goblin cave? What is the Monk’s role in a party or adventure, and do the mechanics back it … Continue reading "43 – MONK"

BEHOLD! The ETTERCAP! Maximum Spider Output (MSO), teleporting leg-balls, and a friendly uncle over for BBQ.

Behold! The EMPYREAN! God-babies, mandatory birthday cakes, and three circles of God.

BEHOLD! The DROW! Mary-sues, accidental-on-purpose plagarization, and the gothiest goths who ever gothed.

Earth, Wind, Air, and Fire; but under no circumstances Heart.

BEHOLD! The DUERGAR! Workahol, Brutalism, and magical capes.

BEHOLD! The DRYAD! Sexy tree ladies, interspecial romantic triangles, and eco-terrorist fashion models.

Behold! The DRIDER! Half elf, half spider, all Drider.

BEHOLD! The DRAGON TURTLE! It’s Halloween Month, so the monsters are getting restless. Will this mean more frequent Monster Mashing? Who knows. But please, for now, enjoy the biggest turtle in the game.

BEHOLD! Several DRAGONS! Reverse dragon economies, goofy drought enablers, and the ultimate bird-cat-snake.

BEHOLD! The DISPLACER BEAST! A bad cat who is not where you think it is.

BEHOLD! The DINOSAURS! Creationist theme parks, homebrewed Archaeology, and Wes’ Dino Corner!

keep BEHOLDing! The DEMON part 2 episode! The Scorpion King, Demon Life Hacks, and the sex comedy of King Solomon.

BEHOLD! The DEMON! Part 1 of 2. We scratch the surface of the Abyss and discover Chris doesn’t like organized chaos and doesn’t like the TV show Stranger Things (probably for the second or third time). Wes soothes his wrathful soul with the cure for demons (and also a reasonable defense of the TV show … Continue reading "30 – DEMON (Part 1)"

BEHOLD! An EPISODE! The lights are still on here at Monster Manual Mash, but before we let the goblins back out of their bags, Wes has gone rogue and would like to elucidate on the finer points of the “Find Familiar” Spell.

Chaotic Goblin Unions, Hipster Necromancers, and Villainous Heads of Note

BEHOLD! The DEATHKNIGHT! The Lithuanian flag, bad people who do good things, and a sorta-black-if-you-squint knight.

BEHOLD! The BARBARIAN! Quick detour before tackling the Ds, this episode is our angriest yet.