Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) Connor tells the story about “The Tech Table” at Bleacher Report(2:00) NEWS: Trent Williams, 49ers work out new deal(3:30) Texans, Will Anderson Jr. agree to 3-year contract extension(7:55) Zay Flowers criticizes John Harbaugh’s tough practices(13:45) Eric DeCosta on drafting older players(17:55) Simms 2026 Mock Draft Reactions: The homies ask about the Chiefs, Commanders, Giants, & PatriotsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “It’s my cannabis outfit!”(4:15) “This is one of the most embarrassing stories of my life”(8:45) NEWS: Bengals trade 10th overall pick to Giants for Dexter Lawrence(23:55) Simms 2026 Mock Draft: “This shit is hard!”(25:55) #1 Raiders(26:55) #2 Jets(29:15) #3 Cardinals(31:35) #4 Titans(33:55) #5 Commanders (trade w/ NYG)(35:25) #6 Browns(36:40) #7 Giants (trade w/ WAS)(38:35) #8 Saints(41:10) #9 Chiefs(43:40) #10 Giants(45:35) #11 Buccaneers (trade w/ MIA)(46:55) #12 Cowboys(48:10) #13 Jets (trade w/ LAR)(51:45) #14 Ravens(53:55) #15 Dolphins (trade w/ TB)(55:00) #16 Rams (trade w/ NYJ)(58:05) #17 Lions(59:55) #18 Vikings(1:02:30) #19 Panthers(1:03:35) #20 Cowboys(1:05:05) #21 Browns (trade w/ PIT)(1:06:35) #22 Bears (trade w/ LAC)(1:07:40) #23 Eagles(1:08:55) #24 Steelers (trade w/ CLE)(1:11:10) #25 Chargers (trade w/ CHI)(1:12:45) #26 Bills(1:13:45) #27 49ers(1:14:55) #28 Texans(1:17:20) #29 Chiefs(1:19:10) #30 Dolphins(1:20:05) #31 Patriots (to then trade to

(0:00) Why did Page Six call Chris yesterday?(9:25) Round 1 Grades: How many players deserve one in this draft?(37:45) DraftKings: Total Round 1 picks at each position(42:40) Draft Rumors: Cowboys trade up for Sonny Styles?(46:40) Pick #7 is the “floor” for Caleb Downs(49:05) Giants & Dexter Lawrence “should come to a head before the Draft”(54:50) Simms 2026 Draft OL Honorable Mentions: Blake Miller, Chase Bisontis, & Markel BellSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  (0:00) Chris tells the story of letting his daughter watch Jurassic Park at a (questionably?) young age(4:45) Simms 2026 Draft OL Rankings: Why is the NFL short on good O-linemen?(13:20) #1 T Monroe Freeling (Georgia)(19:50) #2 T Francis Mauigoa (Miami)(28:20) #3 T Max Iheanachor (Arizona State)(35:45) #4 T Kadyn Proctor (Alabama)(41:30) #5 T Caleb Lomu (Utah)(47:50) #1 iOL Emmanuel Pregnon (Oregon)(52:35) #2 iOL Keylan Rutledge (Georgia Tech)(56:05) #3 iOL Vega Ioane (Penn State)(59:40) #4 iOL Spencer Fano (Utah)(1:04:20) #5 iOL Jake Slaughter (Florida)(1:09:55) DraftKings OL odds to be drafted Top 10(1:12:00) Commanders debut new uniformsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “It’s Tuesday! I can say anything I want!!!”(0:50) NEWS: Chris & Connor address the Mike Vrabel-Diana Russini story(4:35) Rueben Bain Jr. was involved in fatal car collision in 2024(10:25) Packers will trade WR Dontayvion Wicks to the Eagles(12:25) Report: Jaguars plan for Travis Hunter to be a full-time corner(16:40) Simms 2026 Draft DT Honorable Mentions: Peter Woods (Clemson)(24:10) Zxavian Harris (Ole Miss)(30:05) #AskMeAnything: The homies ask about Kenyon Sadiq, Sam Roush, and scouting CBsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The Masters has given us yet another depressing Jets stat(5:10) Simms 2026 Draft DT Rankings: Do draft analysts underrate this position?(7:45) #1 DT Kayden McDonald (Ohio State)(20:05) #2 DT Christen Miller (Georgia)(27:50) #3 DT Caleb Banks (Florida)(36:15) #4 DT Domonique Orange (Iowa State)(43:25) #5 DT Lee Hunter (Texas Tech)(50:50) DraftKings DT odds to be drafted Round 1(56:05) Recapping Simms' Top 5 DTSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) We learn why Chris greets friends as “f*ckface”(7:15) Simms 2026 TE Rankings: How hard is it to evaluate TEs?(17:00) #1 TE Kenyon Sadiq (Oregon)(27:05) DraftKings odds of team to draft Kenyon Sadiq(30:25) #2 TE Eli Stowers (Vanderbilt)(39:55) #3 TE Sam Roush (Stanford)(45:00) #4 TE Oscar Delp (Georgia)(49:20) #5 TE Eli Raridon (Notre Dame)(55:50) Recapping Simms’ Top 5 TE(57:15) Homie reactions on Kenyon Sadiq, Eli Stowers, and…NASA?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “Scottie Scheffler…whatever your name is…you owe me money!”(6:25) Will we see a Top 10 without any SEC players drafted?(17:05) Simms 2026 Draft CB Rankings: #1 Jermod McCoy (Tennessee)(26:10) #2 CB Brandon Cisse (South Carolina)(36:20) #3 CB Colton Hood (Tennessee)(43:30) #4 CB Mansoor Delane (LSU)(52:40) Recapping Simms Top 4 CBs(58:50) DraftKings Odds of CBs drafted in Round 1(59:50) Simms 2026 Draft Honorable Mentions: Keionte Scott (Miami)(1:05:45) CB D’Angelo Ponds (Indiana)(1:09:55) CB Avieon Terrell (Clemson)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Dexter Lawrence requests trade from Giants(5:10) Pete opened the door, and Conspiracy Chris busted through(10:20) Will the Raiders start Kirk Cousins over Fernando Mendoza?(18:05) 2026 Draft Mysteries: Where and when does Ty Simpson go?(22:55) Will a 2nd RB go in Round 1?(24:55) How much do teams care about positional value?(27:45) How many EDGE defenders go in Round 1?(33:25) Which teams trade up in Round 1?(36:35) Who is the 3rd QB drafted, and what round does he go?(38:25) When is A.J. Brown traded?(40:55) How many WRs go in Round 1?(44:10) 2026 Draft Safety Honorable Mentions: Bud Clark (TCU)(47:00) S AJ Haulcy (LSU)(48:35) S Michael Taaffe (Texas)(50:35) S Zakee Wheatley (Penn State)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Caleb Downs is a student of the game…but not that good a student(4:50) Simms 2026 Draft S Rankings: How has scouting safeties changed in today’s NFL?(9:40) S #1 Caleb Downs (Ohio State)(23:50) DraftKings: Caleb Downs’ draft pick(30:15) S #2 Dillon Thieneman (Oregon)(36:45) S #3 Genesis Smith (Arizona)(42:55) S #4 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren (Toledo)(48:05) S #5 Treydan Stukes (Arizona)(51:55) S #6 Miles Scott (Illinois)(57:30) Recapping Simms’ Top 6 SafetiesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) The guys can’t let Matt LaFleur & Kyle Shanahan’s wardrobe off the hook(9:40) BREAKING NEWS: Kirk Cousins signs with Raiders(13:05) Fernando Mendoza throws at Indiana Pro Day(18:20) Reports of dysfunction with Jalen Hurts & Eagles locker room(25:55) Simms 2026 Draft EDGE Rankings Honorable Mentions(27:55) Malachi Lawrence (UCF)(31:20) T.J. Parker (Clemson)(36:20) Cashius Howell (Texas A&M)(40:40) Keldric Faulk (Auburn)(44:20) Gabe Jacas (Illinois)(47:50) DraftKings: EDGE Odds to be Drafted in Round 1(49:25) Romello Height (Texas Tech)(52:50) Jaishawn Barham (Michigan)(55:30) R Mason Thomas (Oklahoma)(58:25) Homies EDGE Questions on Arvell Reese as Dre Greenlaw, Akheem Mesidor’s age, David Bailey’s system, & moreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(00:53) Recap from League Meetings (16:43) Edge #1: Arvell Reese - Ohio State (28:11) Edge #2: Rueben Bain, Jr - Miami (FL) (41:40) Edge #3: Akheem Mesidor - Miami (FL) (53:13) Edge #4: David Bailey - Texas Tech (1:03:11) Edge #5 Zion Young - MissouriSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:30) Green Bay HC Matt LaFleur & San Fran HC Kyle Shanahan join Chris Simms & Mike Florio to discuss the Brotherhood amongst coaches, how much they unplug and get away from things, their Kirk Cousins/Peyton Manning Story. (24:18) LA Rams GM Les Snead joins Chris Simms & Mike Florio to talk about having an extra 1st Round Pick, AJ Brown Trade Talks, and his GM Process from 15 years ago to now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:30) Rams HC Sean McVay joins Chris Simms & Mike Florio to discuss how he could have handled the NFC Championship Game differently, his interest in Jimmy Garoppolo and Kirk Cousins and more. (15:36) Saints HC Kellen Moore joins Chris and Mike to discuss what he learned in his first season as an NFL head coach, the strides Tyler Shough made with the Saints last season and why he’s confident in what he’s building in New OrleansSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) St. John’s jackets & “bowls” in a china shop(9:40) NFL News: Joe Flacco calls teams “dumb”(18:05) Patrick Mahomes is throwing already, and Travis Kelce’s fugazi contract(26:35) Is the 2026 AFC West the best QB division of all-time?(31:05) Buccaneers legend Lavonte David retires(33:55) NFL kicking off on Wednesday & 49ers-Rams in Australia(42:10) Pro Days: Alabama QB Ty Simpson(47:45) Defending Ohio State LB Arvell Reese’s viral bag drill(52:05) Miami EDGE Ruben Bain Jr.(55:00) Simms 2026 Draft LB Rankings Honorable Mentions: CJ Allen (Georgia)(58:55) Josiah Trotter (Missouri)(1:01:20) Kyle Louis (Pittsburgh)(1:04:15) Homie questions on Simms 2026 Draft WR Rankings:(1:13:55) DraftKings: Over/under 5.5 WR in Round 1(1:16:00) Simms vs the NFL: Who is better at predicting QB success?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “I feel like Ahmed’s pants have morphed into Connor’s jackets”(8:10) Simms 2026 Draft LB Rankings: How does this class compare to previous years?(17:40) LB #1 Arvell Reese (Ohio State)(30:45) LB #2 Sonny Styles (Ohio State)(39:45) DraftKings: Sonny Styles’ draft pick(42:45) LB #3 Anthony Hill Jr. (Texas)(49:50) LB #4 Jake Golday (Cincinnati)(54:00) LB T-#5 Jacob Rodriguez (Texas Tech)(1:00:20) LB T-#5 Justin Jefferson (Alabama)(1:04:00) LB T-#5 Bryce Boettcher (Oregon)(1:07:45) Recapping Chris’ Top 5(ish) LBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “I’m the whitest guy on Earth and played in Texas & Tampa”(2:45) Simms 2026 Draft WR Rankings: Honorable Mentions(7:15) Makai Lemon (USC)(15:55) Germie Bernard (Alabama)(19:45) Deion Burks (Oklahoma)(24:30) Omar Cooper Jr. (Indiana)(29:40) KC Concepcion (Texas A&M)(33:35) Malachi Fields (Notre Dame)(37:25) Skyler Bell (UConn)(40:55) Ted Hurst (Georgia State)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Texas is in the Sweet 16, so Chris is wearing…a St. John’s jacket?!? (8:40) BREAKING NEWS: Jaxon Smith-Njigba signs record extension(13:15) Simms WR Rankings(15:45) WR #1 Denzel Boston (Washington)(26:40) WR #2 Jordyn Tyson (Arizona State)(36:40) WR #3 Chris Brazzell II (Tennessee)(45:15) WR #4 Carnell Tate (Ohio State)(53:00) DraftKings: 1st WR drafted(54:35) WR #5 Zachariah Branch (Georgia)(1:03:35) Recapping Chris’ Top 5 WRSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) “What the hell is a wheelbarrow?” (4:15) Connor’s Mock Draft 2.0: Picks 1-8(20:00) Which of the top picks could “change everything” for a team?(21:05) Picks 9-16(26:05) Picks 17-24(29:35) Picks 25-32(35:25) DraftKings: Position of Seahawks 1st pick(39:10) Simms QB Ranking Questions: Taylen Green switching positions? Drew Allar to the Jets? Mark Gronowski outlook?(54:20) Simms RB Ranking Questions: Thoughts on Emmett Johnson & Mike Washington Jr? Jadarian Price a fit for the Bears?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(0:00) Chris likes his eXpresso(3:10) NEWS: Broncos acquire WR Jaylen Waddle from Dolphins(14:10) RB RANKINGS: #1 RB Jeremiyah Love (Notre Dame)(23:15) DraftKings: Odds of Jeremiyah Love to go at each Top 5 pick(25:10) RB #2 Jadarian Price (Notre Dame)(35:15) RB #3 Kaytron Allen (Penn State)(44:10) RB #4 Jam Miller (Alabama)(48:10) RB #5 Nick Singleton (Penn State)(54:50) RB #6 Seth McGowan (Kentucky)(58:15) RB #7 J’Mari Miller (Virginia)(1:02:05) Missed The Cut: Jonah Coleman (Washington)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.