Saying Stories Podcast

To see the pictures that go along with this story visit: https://sayingthings.com/once-upon-a-time-blah-blah-blah-58b5f292d489#.nafv6khck Once upon a time…Blah blah blah. You’ve heard it all before. A prince falls in love with a princess and they make really tasty banana bread that eventually they sell franchises for. But this is a different story. This story is not so happy. But it’s safe. Oh is it safe. Because as we all know insurance protects us from everything. Little tiny timmy (not to be confused with Mustache Timmy) was so tiny (but not really) that people didn’t use capital letters when writing his name. Anyway, he dreamed some weird dreams and his mom took him to a shrink. Tell me ‘bout your dreams Dr. Susan Banana Smile said in a Texan accent through her banana smile. tiny timmy just stared. Dr. Susan Banana Smile couldn’t get any closer because tiny timmy’s hat protected him. In a way his hat was his insurance. But after 6 and a half hours of Dr. Susan Banana Smile trying different methods of g