Something Spictacular

Gord Brody (Tom Green) is a struggling cartoonist trying to pitch an animated show to Hollywood executives. When he fails, he returns to his hometown with no choice but to live with his parents and younger brother, Freddy (Eddie Kaye Thomas). His father (Rip Torn) doesn't approve of Gord's career path, and pressures him to gain independence. As father and son exchange barbs, Gord comes up with a lie that changes everything: He claims his dad is molesting Freddy, leading to drastic consequences. Hmmm...hard to put my finger (no pun intended) on this one BUTT, at least I had some help from the lovely and talented host of the "Blue Is Beautiful" podcast, Ellocin Daz and her sister (don’t follow her cuz she said so) “Leeah”, to try to figure out the ... “art” behind 2001’s “Freddy Got Fingered”, starring and written by, who else, Tom Green! We sat through ALL THAT, just to realize that Freddy (Thank God) NEVER got Fingered? Horse c*ck, humping roadkill...Elephant J*zz?? DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE???