Elimination Of The Snakes

Anybody can be a guest. How about you? Tomorrow is the first day of Spring. Fact or Crap: 50 % for both of us this week. Mail Bag: Some humor from Char. Two from Mike: 1) Some favorite paraprosdokians. 2) Funeral humor. Two from Peter: 1) Deportation numbers unwrapped. 2) Chelsea Clinton fuels speculation of political run. The Rest of the Show: 1) Constitutional Convention.... WTF?!? 2) Woman takes hatchet to cellphone during TracFone customer service frustration.