Hearty Dice Friends

Drinking: it's fun, but is it fun enough? We engage in a flight of fancy more fantastical than elves, aliens or magic: being able to meet in large groups in enclosed spaces. Can we create a drinking game that a) factors in non-drinkers as players and b)is balanced for our ravaged mid-30's hangover-prone bodies? Definitely the first one. Probably not the second one. Much love, - G+C