Don't Do It Yourself

If you need to get drug-dealing squirrels out of your neighborhood bird feeder, then this isn't going to be helpful at all! Feel free to break those down for a choose-your-own-adventure including militias, buttered bird poles, and a cocaine ghost! If that isn't good enough, we go in-depth how to deal with your half-scorpion/half-woman girlfriend. All these plus a weird conversation about carnivorous weed plants, so come on, Don't Do It Yourself!