Don't Do It Yourself

What if it was the future? What if there were flying cars, Terminators that looked like cougars, aliens hiding among us named Herman Being, and a robot in every house programmed to touch butts? Well this week we talk about all of that, except the flying cars. We'll show you how to let people know you want to hang out with them later, establish you are not crazy and are actually Herman Melville, and how to act drunk. You know, things you need to know how to do because you are TOTALLY a human and not an alien and/or robot programmed to touch butts.