Don't Do It Yourself

It's the dog days of summer, and I fear the heat has gotten to our minds a little bit. Topics: Magic racism, stay at home dads in space, tantric baby sleepers, Starchild and the Parliament Funkadelic, sex education, "bag up your Gizmo", Earl Thomas III and how to survive in a pool full of KY Jelly. Wikihows: How to Capture a Single Millionaire through Internet Dating, How to Cope with Sexual Education, How to Make an Enviable Secret Handshake, and a bonus question that is out of this world crazy.