Don't Do It Yourself

We start off with a chillwave rainy day episode, but this one quickly devolves into madness. We are going to blame either Clay's off-brand energy drinks or the improv lessons he took this past week with a hobo named Shirttail Bob. We still soldier on and teach you how to survive a hostage situation through dance, pierce the friend zone and face off against Charlie Hardbody and his world class tickets to the moon, and then create a Pacific Rim-style robot when we cover how to conceive in a long distance relationship. We say sex words a lot in this one. You've been warned. Tip: listen past the end of the episode for a little bit extra this week.