Don't Do It Yourself

We get to the hard questions, the ones that have really been troubling you. Which Spice Girl would you spend time in a sack with? How do you get arrested for sex mimes? Are koalas the guns of Australia? How terrible are people who like feet? How can you weaponize Facebook? Which is 'the good boob'? If you call someone a 'dirty nickel stacker', is that racist? Why won't my hermit crab respond to his name, Jeff? Is there some kind of correlation between maintaining an erection and meeting new people?       Wikihows: How to meet new people without being creepy, how to approach that hot stranger you've been eyeing, How to stack a nickel spiral, how to name a hermit crab.