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If you happen to be a Liverpool fan, it's been a trying week. Manchester City survived the trap game of all trap games away against a scrappy Burnley squad by the slimmest of margins, then ran into Papa Messi who just happens to be Super Saiyan right now. Pat does a welfare check on Mario and Devon to see if another season without a trophy will cause a slow descent into madness. And they all root for the pressure of the next few weeks to manifest in fans expelling bodily fluids. While Liverpool and City play at high levels, the rest of the Top four continue to play hot potato. Tottenham’s Knight of the White Wall, Harry Kane, made an appearance pitchside to watch West Ham and Michael Antonio glide their dick and balls across Tottenham’s face like a passed out pledge at a Sig Eps kegger. Manchester United keeper, David De Gea, continues to stoke our body switch conspiracy by giving up a soft goal, allowing United and Chelsea to take one point from the clash. In Merica, Wayne Rooney is back to scoring goals for