Up Yours, Downstairs!

Kelly and Tom dodge bullets, drop balls, and have a quaff of ale in their recap of Downton Abbey S1:E5.  They still find time to chat about Laura Linney’s smug, punchable face, how to prepare for dinner at Baron Julian Fellowes’ house, Mr. Bates versus Jesus, Cousin Isobel’s amphetamine-powered nagging, the siren song of the Downton Village flower show, Matthew and Mary’s long journey to first base, the perpetual petrification of Daisy, and a new children’s book called A Tree for Edith.  They also crack the case of the missing wine, the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson, and the problem with McG’s voice. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.