Up Yours, Downstairs!

Kelly & Tom take on Downton Abbey S4E4 and try not to talk about how things were before the war, with mixed results. They permit Edith’s use of the word “whilst,” wonder where have all the babies gone, puzzle over LG’s sudden emergence as the voice of reason, dispute whether anything should be allowed to be jellied, appreciate how friggin’ racist the Crawleys are, determine which dresses Mr. Lloyd George would have hated, wish Mrs. Hughes was a Dark Jedi, discuss the sexiness of marching band bus makeout sessions, encourage Daisy to return to her farm, and pitch a porn parody of The Perfect Storm. As if that weren’t enough, Kelly wants a secret marriage, Tom steps up his BOOM game, and they both totally called Edna a witch before it was cool! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.