Up Yours, Downstairs!

Kelly & Tom recap Downton Abbey S4E7 and explore why the Dowager is dressed like an extra from Zoobilee Zoo, whether the Abbey is really just a halfway house for idiot servants, the potential success of a website called Witch Date, Daisy’s rapid transformation into Miss Havisham, exactly where a pig man’s place it (hint: it’s with the pigs), the madness and pointlessly panty-dropping hotness of King Ludwig II, the very unwelcome return of Mr. Green, the boot room of the upstairs, and Mary’s totally awesome bedroom. Kelly is still laughing about Clone High, Tom outlines The Duchess’ modus operandi, and though they don’t exactly apologize for all the things they’ve said about Baron Fellowes, they’d still love to have a chat with him. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.