Up Yours, Downstairs!

In their recap of 1993’s The Secret Garden, Kelly & Tom are thrilled to find that it’s a darn good movie, possibly thanks to executive producer Francis Ford Coppola, who is also Kelly’s close personal friend. The film itself features Maggie Smith earning all 5 Maggie Smiths as Mrs. Medlock, Kate Maberly as the kid lit version of Scarlett O’Hara, the worst ghost ever, a new spin on The Odd Couple, Martha shopping at The Paradise, Claude the surprisingly violent pony, haircuts at the Gap, the dangers of swinging while pregnant, the world’s oldest youngest man, Dickon’s very attractive lamb-saving skills, and the potentially damaging idea that magic is real and can solve all problems. Kelly tries to sing the entirety of The Secret Garden musical, Tom trots out his Rashers impersonation, and everyone wants to see David Cronenberg’s take on the Frances Hodgson Burnett classic. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.