Monet Doesn't Understand

The Big Game is happening, but why do we care so much? I don't understand people that burn jerseys or cry after a sports game. Why can't we speak ill of the dead but it's ok to talk crap about them when they were alive? How do I know if someone is hitting on me or just being nice? I'm not 100% sure why parents are letting Kim Kardashian raise their kids, shouldn't you raise your own children?