I Love Asbury

Speaking with Taylor Allen has changed my life.  Before our conversation, I was a shell of a human wrapped up in 66 slices of uncooked bacon. Now, I'm changing my name to Ricky Rodbody, buying a houseboat and finally feeling like I gotchis.   Right after our conversation, I went home, beat myself with a pillow and cried for 7 hours straight because it was that hard to let him drive off into the night.