Sitting Under A Tree

I just finished reading 'I Love Dick' by Chris Kraus, which is evidently a hugely popular piece of feminist literature right now. Anyway, I fucking hated it, so I ranted about that for a while, but before my hot take on this exciting piece of the zeitgeist, I spend ages telling a story about a train. Also Dave Campbell comes round to collect his jacket and scares the shit out of me. Merry Christmas!