Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A room full of pipes, and now the party at least knows what all the different colors mean. What are they again? Red for fire, blue for ice, purple for poison, yellow for acid, white for hallucinations, black for paranoia and green for if you want to get preggers. Speaking of preggers, Nobu is now expecting the pitter patter of whatever mutant is popping out of his…wait. Where would babies pop out of a dude? Well, he is about to be internally goatse’d or he’s going to have the biggest reverse catheter of all time. Unless of course, someone can pull off an emergency cesarean section. Assuming they get out of this pipe room alive, the group may run into a sight to behold. Then again, they really shouldn’t behold it if they know what’s good for them. What is the mysterious creature? What do you call a baby Nobu? No one else is going to touch a green pipe, right? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and