2 Fools Rushing In.

Picking up in the middle of combat, the team of investigators is in a bad way. While they have some tricks up their collective sleeves, given the circumstances, one thing is becoming abundantly clear. Nobody is getting their deposit back on this room.   Enjoy the madness, carnage, and terribly named animated objects.   *** Greetings and salutations, good adventurer. It's that time of year again, and Azmodendak's is looking for a select few adventurers to experience our newest dungeon levels. We call it "Lifetime in a day". Through the use of some arcane whatsit or another (it's proprietary, you understand), time in the dungeon passes at such an accelerated rate that you can experience all the ups and downs of a full lifetime, in the space of a day. Ask your dungeon attendant about it today. Please note, Azmodendak's will not be held responsible should you find the experience unpleasant. Additionally, the time alterations have been known to cause some digestive issues as well as spontaneous hair growth and/or