My Very New Testament

In which David keeps mispronouncing "Esau," yet still expects you to believe him when he tells you what a midrash is.  Later, he'll confidently state that "the Decapolis" -- well, you'll hear it yourself, but he's off by almost 500 years, a few hundred miles, and a couple-three cities besides. But hey, we did say he's coming into this blind. Very, very, very, very blind.  SOURCES: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_Lukumi_Babalu_Aye_v._City_of_Hialeah (for the actual opinions, see https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/508/520/case.html)