Brilliant Observations

Grab your Go Bag, kids. It’s time to clip-in to your Peletons and ride through the weirdest sex talk ever. (Save us, Carson Daly!) Join us as we distract ourselves from the day’s events with sourdough, Bridgerton, and a jaunty, judgy dive into the why of watersports. Pee and sex. Poo and sex. Sushi and sex. Sex and sex. It’s enough to push a girl to eat tongue. #CarbGood If you're a skipper, this week, we cover... College campus part 2 Melissa’s gray heart Peleton therapy Carson Daly Ryan Seacrest Sourdough Go Bag Watersports Sex Pee Urine Sushi Bridgerton Grey’s Anatomy Sherlock Elementary Closed Captioning Songs for Every Mood iTunes haters Spotify Pop Up Video Tongue sandwich Honeycrisp apples I want to speak to the Manager Reverse Karen Amish market Finding joy in the small things ...and in Jesus Christ our savior Cinnamon entrance Pretzel exit There some Carbs in the House Iced coffee milkshake So lonely for pretzels Philadelphia NY pizza Pretzels are no fucking joke Carb good Batch bake Tip of my tongue