Tales from Sacred Texts

When given the once in the history of the world opportunity to talk to his pet, Balaam chooses absolutely the wrong words. Balaam is an absolute jerk to both his donkey and to God, but he's still surprised that everything goes very poorly for him. In an attempt to repair his floundering reputation, he cooks up a dastardly scheme that works well until some guy decides to impale a couple while they're having sex. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/talesfromsacredtexts/support