In Poor Taste

In a World where everyone is Tim Allen fucking Me Undies in a Gloria Estefan Hole with background music, where someone rubs hot, balled-up scrambled eggs on their retroboners, will there be a Podsmas Miracle? Brought to you by Don Wrinkle's Santa Clause Experience Grease Kit and Mt Avalanche: Kwattro Krazy! Special thanks to John Dredge & the Plinths for the use of their song "Christmas Time is Here"! Go pick up an album at their Bandcamp page!