Betch Slapped

Seen any good movies lately? Awards show season has kicked off, and Jordana visited her first theater since the pandemic began. Did she make it through Avatar without crying? We’re looking at you Aleen— and how will she get her revenge for the tiny theater they put her in? Plus, she just finished watching the Harry Potter series for the first time and *needs * to talk about it. Justice for Snape. Sami and Aleen join in to debrief the Golden Globe Awards and the three share their hot takes from the night, including their fave category: Best Actor in a Limited Series. Switching gears, Sami sums up 40% of Prince Harry’s new memoir, Spare. Highlights are on her IG stories if you’re interested. They wrap up with a glowing review of the new movie The Menu, starring Anya Taylor Joy and Voldemort himself. As for who’s being sent to the Cayman Islands? Aleen votes Austin Butler, but the consensus lands on AMC Theaters- no one should have to pay to sit somewhere less comfortable than your couch. Check out our latest pr